The Queen and Dolly go to Heaven

[pcdodger 2]

Queen Elizabeth

 

 

and Dolly Parton

 

 

die on the same day and they both go

before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

 

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,

so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

 

 

 

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular

reason why she should go to Heaven.

 

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created,

and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

 

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of

 

Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down.

 

 

Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

 

 

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?

I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in!

Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,

 

 

A Royal Flush

 

 

Beats a Pair -

 

No Matter How Big They Are.

 

 

[N3RGT 118]

Nice one, well presented

[nus01 305]

:thumbup very good

[villayouth 37]

FAF -jump:grin-jump:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao

[pattaya_mad 208]

saw it coming a mile out, well presented though.

Edited June 9, 2011 by pattaya_mad

[atlas2 4,329]

came out after Diana's death and referred to her not HMQ........I'll keep to that version.

 

 

but yes good presentation.