Dooooh

[Captain_C 28]

A mild looking fellow appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well on a trip to North Wales I came across a gang of bikers who were hassling a young lady. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the biggest, most tattooed hard lookin biker n smacked him straight in the face, kicked his bike over and then ripped his ear ring out and yelled: 'NOW BACK OFF OR I'LL KICK THE FUCKIN SHIT OUT OF THE LOT OF YOU!" Wow! St Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"... "about two fuckin minutes ago!"

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plus 1 for this one , the other ones so so