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Johnny's Wife

BigusDicus

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JOHNNY'S WIFE

 

 

This guy, Johnny, is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.

 

There are two sheriff's deputies there; he asks if there is a problem.

 

One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.

 

The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.

 

The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

 

The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook and lets me play golf whenever I want to!"

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