guts and balls

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Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

 

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really

know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction

between Guts and Balls.

 

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

 

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being

met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you

still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

 

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on

the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

 

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

 

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

 

Both result in death.