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The Pearly gates


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When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled,

"How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

 

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted,

"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

 

James Madison followed, kicked him hard and said,

"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

 

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled,

"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

 

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early

Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

 

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and Said,

"This is not what you promised me."

 

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven.

What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

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40 residents of a gypsy site are killed in a catastrophe. They all turn up at the Pearly Gates and are interviewed by St.Peter. " I don't know if I can let you in", he said. "I will have to ask God"

God says, " I am not allowing all that lot in here. Tell them I will let ten in. They will have to sort out which ten are most deserving."

A minute or two later Peter contacts God again. "They are gone!", he says.

"What? All forty of them?"

"No, the gates have disappeared!"

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