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What is the difference between girls/women

aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

 

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At 8

 

You take her to bed and tell her a story

 

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At 18

 

You tell her a story and take her to bed

 

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At 28

 

You don't need to tell her a story

To take her to bed

 

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At 38

 

She tells you a story and takes you to bed

 

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At 48

 

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

 

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At 58

 

You stay in bed to avoid her story

 

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At 68

 

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

 

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At 78

 

What story? What bed?

Who the hell are you?

 

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According to the

Office for National Statistics

 

190,374

People are having sex right now

 

212,130

Are kissing

 

And one poor ole fart

Is reading this board

 

You hang in there sunshine!

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