Resettling illegals

[bigdelta 46]

Too funny-shared it with my mexican friends:

José and Carlos are beggars.

 

They beg in different areas of town.

 

 

Carlos begs for the same amount of time

 

as José, but collects only

 

about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

 

 

 

José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar

 

bills every day. He drives a Mercedes,

 

lives in a mortgage-free house, and has

 

a lot of money to spend.

 

 

 

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to José,

 

"I work just as long and hard as you do,

 

so how come you bring home a suitcase

 

full of ten dollar bills every day?

 

 

 

José says,

 

"Look at your sign, what does it say?"

 

 

 

Carlos reads his sign:

 

"I have no work, a wife

 

and six kids to support."

 

 

 

"What's wrong with that?"

 

Carlos asks him.

 

 

 

"No wonder you only get

 

$8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says José.

 

 

 

Carlos says,

 

"All right, what is on your sign?"

 

 

 

José shows him:

 

 

[mrlasvegas 124]

Not sure how many people outside of the US will get this, but very funny. I just returned from Mexico a few hours ago. Tijuana is probably the second best mongering destination in the world, imo.

[SimplySam 517]

Not sure how many people outside of the US will get this, but very funny. I just returned from Mexico a few hours ago. Tijuana is probably the second best mongering destination in the world, imo.

Tijuana is good but for most folks from places other than the US, Angeles or Subic is likely a better situation.

 

Personally, I think Tijuana is a better situation for me coming from Texas but I feel a lot safer in Angeles and for me Angeles is cheaper.

 

The To Kill Ya, beer, and food though is definitely better in Mexico.

[sinbinjack 243]

Most Brits will get it no problem as the joke used to be about 2 Pakistanis 30+ years ago.

Not sure how many people outside of the US will get this, but very funny. I just returned from Mexico a few hours ago. Tijuana is probably the second best mongering destination in the world, imo.

[bigdelta 46]

Yes apparently we stole all your jokes.

Most Brits will get it no problem as the joke used to be about 2 Pakistanis 30+ years ago.

[bigdelta 46]

I lived in Mexico 3 years and Thailand 15 months after retirement and have visited Phils several times and have to say I prefer Pinays.