When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

[BigusDicus 9,829]

When you are over sixty who gives a shit?



This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically
said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."



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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost
a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all
right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there
instead of you."

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a
woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.

"Come on, what day was I born"?

I said, "Yesterday."



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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "



When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

[LocalYokul 177]

The one about the table is a classic, LMAO

[MarsGodOfWar 8]

Ha Ha! Thanks, my dad will get a kick out of these.

[boss hogg 56]

 

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a

woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

 

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

 

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.

 

"Come on, what day was I born"?

 

I said, "Yesterday."

 

 

 

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I may give this one a try!