Jamal and Susie.

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Teacher asks young Jamal what he wants to be when he grows up.

 

Young Jamal, " I wanna be a rap star and sell coke on the side and become a billionaire with a Lear jet. I wanna wear a 10 pound gold chain round my neck, go to the best clubs, take the best bitch with me, let her use my Ferrari and flat in the West End of London and my mansion on the outskirts of Paris, give her an infinite Visa card and shag her three times a day!"

 

The teacher being quite shocked and not knowing what to say decides to ignore young Jamal and continue the lesson,

 

"And you Susie, what do you want to be?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I wanna be Jamal's bitch!"

Edited August 4, 2013 by yogi100

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Edited August 4, 2013 by papillon

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Same class a while later and the teacher asked who could define "Handsome"?

 

Susie's hand flys up........."I shure'anuf can"

 

"Go ahead Susie."

 

"Well when I's a sucking on ma Jamal's love-pole, an' ma mouth done get tired.....I has to use ma' 'hand some'