From the Edinburgh Fringe

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From the Edinburgh Fringe, voted top ten funniest jokes

The top 10 were:

1. Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."


2. Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying."


3. Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same."


4. Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'."


5. Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."


6. Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men."


7. Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."


8. Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter."


9. Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance."


10. Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."

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