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A guy brings his buddy home for dinner.
As soon as they enter the house his wife screams,
"You Asshole!
My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas
and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why the fuck did you bring him home?"

"Cause he's thinking of getting married."

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