Witness Eradication

[DrPat 417]

A hooded robber bursts into a bank and, at gunpoint, forces the tellers to load their cash into a sack.

As the robber approaches the door, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face.

 

Without a moment's hesitation, the robber shoots the customer dead.

He then looks around the bank and notices one of the tellers looking straight at him.

 

The robber instantly shoots and kills her too.

 

Everyone in the bank, by now horrified, stares down at the floor in silence.

The robber yells, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

 

A voice from the back of the room says, “I didn’t, sir… but my wife here got a pretty good look at you.”

 

[midlifecrisis 4,030]

I'd shoot em both hehe.