Tolerance

[Basil B 46]

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario ,
says, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against
another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal
of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious
beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
tolerance.”

"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door
to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."

"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq
of Ribs.”

"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called " Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling
the goods.”

"Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex
toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and
on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered.”

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance
they demand of us."

[BigusDicus 9,831]

[teelack 9,326]

Good one. A prize for naming the kosher restaurant next to the night club! Perhaps Brisslam?