Little Johnny

[BigusDicus 9,720]

 

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” and

that also ate things.

The first little boy said, "Alligator."
"Very good James, that's a big word."

 

The second boy said, "Predator."
“Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher says,

"That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

“Well" said Johnny "my mother has one
and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

 

 

 

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Teacher asks Johnny……"There are 3 birdies on a fence and the farmer shoots one of the little birdies. How many are left on the fence?"

 

"None Miss'

 

"No Johnny if you take 1 away from 3 that leaves two Johnny, doesn't it?"

 

"No Miss because the other little birdies will be scared by the big bang from the farmer's Remington 870, or maybe he had an Ithaca 37……(This was an American school).

 

"Well 1 from 3 the right answer is 2…... but I like your thinking Johnny"

 

Johnny smiles brightly and says 'Here's one for you Miss……….

 

Three ladies have a big ice-cream cone each…..One licks it……..one bites it……..and one sucks it. Which one is married?

 

Teacher plays along……….Thinks hard and says…."The one that sucks it?'

 

"No Miss it's the one with the wedding ring…….But I like your thinking Miss!"

[BigusDicus 9,720]

Excellent!!!