Signs Of The Times

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Here are a few quips of Wisdom for you to ponder.  I was going through my “Jokes and Stuff” file and came across them.  I thought some of you might enjoy them so I’m uploading them to the FLB board.  For those of you that don’t enjoy them that’s OK too because I still enjoy them.

 

FYI, anyone that plays golf and enjoys a good time the 1st Annual FLB Rideher Cup last year was a blast.  The food was great at the FLB and the whole trip to the links and back on the party bus was excellent.  I know that Ben, from the [smiley=tits.gif] FLB, [smiley=tits.gif] will be putting on an even better one this year.  Consider joining the group and come and play a round or two.  See  all of you this year for the 2nd Annual Rideher Cup, Nov 2-3, 2003.

 

BTW, for all of you who played for Team Europe in the FLB’s Rideher Cup 2002 I just wanted to inform you that Team USA is going to kick you butts this year.  I plan on being there for the 2nd annual FLB Rideher Cup and I’m bring a secret weapon. . . my [smiley=yikes.gif]WIFE!! [smiley=yikes.gif]  I know! I know!  I’ve heard it all before fellows, “It’s like bring sand to the desert taking your wife to Pattaya.” [smiley=hithead.gif]  She did let me go twice in the last 6 months by myself.   But this time, I think, the only way I’m going to get there is to bring her along and see if she likes it as much as I do.  Maybe, even talk her into living there at least 6 months of the year?  Winters are getting too damm cold for me in northern Minnesota.

 

I just wanted to add that [smiley=angel.gif] Pattaya Pete [smiley=angel.gif] does a great job on this board.  Keep up the good work [smiley=thumbup.gif] Pete [smiley=thumbup.gif].  I’ll be looking forward to seeing all my new friends in Pattaya, and new one I’m sure I’ll make from around the world.

 

Regards,

 

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Signs Of Our Times

 

 

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On a Septic Tank Truck sign:

"We're #1 in the #2 business."

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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At a Proctologist's door

"To expedite your visit please back in."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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Pizza Shop Slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate

action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right

place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait.."

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At a Propane Filling Station:

"Tank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

“Best place in town to take a leak.”

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Seen on the window of a camping store during their January sale.

 

"Now is the winter of our discount tents".

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On the funeral home in Billings Montana:

 

We'd rather serve one al quida terrorist that 1000 americans.