buffalo

[wombat 5]

"A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it possible for the herd to move at a faster pace.

Like the buffalo the weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive drinking and socializing, making the brain operate faster.

The moral of the story, drink more, it will make you smarter."...................

[jack_daniels 0]

Gee....I Like the way you think

[mbrucie 0]

Just too logical...

 

Bruce

[Shit_Happens 31]

I think just reading about your herd of Buffalo killed a couple of brain cells just wondering what you were on about

[redevilgak 0]

well i must be up to speed now , cos all my sick buffalo's and slow brain cells fucked off years ago !!!!!!!!!

[nidnoyham 30]

Likewise, if I had learned from all my mistakes, I'd be a f***ing genius by now

[laffnliv 78]

It worked for me! And now my intelligence is exceeded only by my modesty!