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It just occured to me as I was walking around the Supermarket today, that these places could be considered the chalk to Pattayas cheese.

 

Bored husbands, pushing shopping trollies behind their frumpy wives, who put items in them without even looking at the man. She then walks off in the full knowledge that he will follow dutifully in her wake- or else. I wonder if he ever gets to choose the bread or butter they buy. My wife had a system where it looked as though I made the decision, after asking me what meat I would like, I would give my answer and if it was the one she was going to buy anyway- no problem, but if I guessed wrong, would listen to varios reasons why we can't have it, until I got to the right one.

 

It does give bit of a lift to help me get round, especially as my next trip out is 10 days away. I bet they would give their Sunday roast and 2 veg' to swap places.

 

Ah well see you in Big C in a week or two, I'll be the one with 3 women, Wife, Daughter and my TG- I know it sounds complicated, but it isn't- yet. :rolleyes:

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  nidnoyham said:
I'll be the one with 3 women, Wife, Daughter and my TG- I know it sounds complicated, but it isn't- yet. :beer
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nothing better than a threesome in LOS

have you added this to the kinkiest thread?

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RBAV.

 

I didn't put it very well- Its my wife and daughter, who were going to spend a week in Pattaya with my Thai GF. But they both asked me to go along too. The GF doesn't know I am coming ( No wisecracks). Then on the 27th we all go back to U.K together. I may be making a mistake here- time will tell. :unsure:

 

My wife and I are of course seperated, sorry to disappoint. :P

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I have to say Monkey, all the worlds a stage and all the men and women are merely players- or has someone else said that ?

 

Who knows what a year will bring ?

 

Any one in FLB around 21st this month, look out for a short, good looking Farang

with 2 Farang ladies and 1 Thai lady- it may be me ! I usually try for the comfy seats, if there are any left now ! :)

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  monkeyman said:
So which one will you be then? :beer
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Ohh Monkey, you are awful- but I like you !

 

It's easy, I'LL be the one buying the drinks - Silly ! :crying

 

 

Babe, its funny that South America should be the opposite to Pattaya, 'cos my freind here in U.K is from Brasil, and she doesn't go to bed with me ! How opposite is that ? 2guns

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Hope you'll be drinking most of those drinks, too... :rotflmao

 

As for your Brasilian friend - if she is good-looking and unwilling to share her body with you, then it is mostly "unluckily-opposite", I'd say. :rolleyes: B)

 

B)

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  Babepecker said:
Hope you'll be drinking most of those drinks, too... :P

 

As for your Brasilian friend - if she is good-looking and unwilling to share her body with you, then it is mostly "unluckily-opposite", I'd say. :gulp 2guns

 

2guns

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Yes, she is a fair looking sort, a bit on the Butch side for me, and about 5ft 9in.

She has met my Thai Lady and they get on well, funnily enough they have a lot in common, neither are the very feminine type- jeans & shorts, never dresses.

 

When I took them to a local lake, to watch the carp swimming near the surface, both asked the question - can you eat them ? I suppose both coming from poor countries gives them the same mindset.

 

My 19 year old son thinks I have the right idea of befreinding Non-Euroupean women, who he thinks are too pushy and he has only had one girlfreind ! :)

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Well, I did like the slight pushiness on behalf of a few English and German girls, last summer on Rhodos/Rhodes... :D :P :D

Btw, greek islands during the summer are definitely not Pattaya-opposite. :)

 

Re Non-European women: being slightly exotic goes a long way and works for both parties... :nod

 

Cheers

 

B)

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For those poor sods who still have to push shopping carts round Tesco's and Walmart what ever add a little spice to your life. take something out of the trolly whens shes not looking and dump it on a shelf, a bit further along bung in something realy stupid and totally denighe all at the checkout.

 

Went shopping with my ex to buy stuff for my granddaughter christening, she tried to do the I load you push routine, so I let her load all the snack items but boy you should have seen me go to town in the beer & wine dept!!!!!! The best bit was at the checkout when 3 gross of extra large condoms, giant size KY Jelly and sun tan lotion trundled down the belt. In a very loud voice I announced I had a stop over in BKK on the way back.

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Strange as it may seem, my remark about the man choosing the bread, was enacted before my very eyes yesterday. Wife returns to trolley with loaf, to find one already in trolley. "Who put that loaf in there?" the look that went with the question, made even my blood run cold, noone owned up- didn't blame them.

 

Thai food shop tomorrow, one place the GF can do all the choosing, it will taste great I know. :banghead

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