Important Golf Terms

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IMPORTANT GOLFING TERMS

 

A SCROTUM - 2 balls next to each other on the fairway

 

ADOLF HITLER- 2 shots in the bunker

 

A CONDOM SHOT- It doesn't feel good or look good but its safe

 

A JESUS CHRIST- You come back from the dead

 

A CATHY FREEMAN- The ball runs a long way but it looks ugly

 

AN O.J. SIMPSON- You get away with murder twice on the same hole

 

A BRITTANY SPEARS BOYFRIEND- You can't get a shot at the hole

 

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Nice one Steve O!

 

Good to see the RideHer Cup section is starting to waken up. I will start posting details about the 2004 Cup in early August.

 

Doggie

[duece 0]

Funny Stevo

 

We will have to think of one that means "you don't get to the ladies Tee box"

 

Maybe doggy style as you will be shooting from behind the ladies box.

 

Cheers

Duece

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Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in GOLF but aren't:

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10. Nuts...my shaft is bent

 

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk

 

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker

 

7. Look at the size of his putter

 

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

 

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

 

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it

 

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

 

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

 

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

 

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first