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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box ..' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that.You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a Mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?' Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And my favourite: An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.' Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?' Man: 'What sins? ' Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?' Man: 'I'm Jewish.' Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?' Man: 'I'm 92 years old ...I'm telling everybody.'

No problem getting early retirement from company I was with as policy was to allow at sixty for management if no operational resons against, never known anybody turned down who wanted to go. Saved company a fortune as by that time sitting at top of pay scale which was wide and they could start someone else at a much reduced rate. They also pay equivalent to single person state retirement benifit until reaching sixty five. Best thing that ever happened.

Nice one, will steal

Stayed there Monday night, never again, bedding and linen was more grey than white, rooms small and in poor state of decoration. Out of 10 would be 1

Last week stayed at LEK Hotel soi 12, intend to stay there again on any future trips. Would say it would meet all your requirements. Enjoy your trip.

Used Mr. Toom airport to LEK hotel on Mon. 10th Sept., no problems, cost 1200. On 17th Sept. used car booked through LEK hotel to return to airport cost 800, newer car and good driver. So there are alternatives out there.

Thanks for replies. Hope to go in November.

Have any members stayed here or have any information as to whether it is guest friendly. Prefer not to have to pay joiner fee. Looks to be in ideal position just a short walk from the action of Walking street.

Thanks for your prompt reply. Efficient as always. Ken

I realise this may be a stupid question but please bear with me as I am a silver surfer and not at all good on PC's. When reading trip reports etc. a lot of the time I am getting:- a red x with user posted immage beside it Could somebody please take the time to explain to me how to open these. Have tried right click and selected the various options but none of these work. Thanks.

Stayed there in September and 100% satisfaction. If you do not want to walk for 10-15 mins to walking street baht buses pass the door and get off at soi 16. Evening food is also top class with as much as you can eat.

Have stayed in Residence Garden in Sept. Highly recommended and no problem with girls. Less than 15 minutes walk to the FLB area of Walking St. Buffet dinner is also very good and a great price. If I ever get back to LOS then it is the place for me.

Brilliant, hilarious. Must be true as I do not think anyone could make it up. Please keep the posts going as I cannot stop laughing. Only one thing, what is wrong with Inverness??

Coming to Pattaya and then onto Singapore, looking for information as to which would be best place to purchase a digital camera.

Arriving BKK 1225 on 22nd Sept. Transport arranged, if anyone would like to share please contact.