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Get ready to be called chocolate man. They only mean it in fun , Good luck mate you will Enjoy it. pS Dam means black in Thai

Britain is the most cosmopolitan of cuisine in the world, fact Chinese Indian Thai Italian French German Polish Spanish

A Priest goes on holiday , He has a friend who is a Priest take care of his Church, He leaves him a list of prays for the Confesion box. People come in and confess to him all there sins , He just looks down the list and tells them how many Our fathes or Hail Marys to say. One day a lady comes in to the confesional box and confesses that she has sinned , She gave her Husband a blow job, The priest looks down the list and cannot find Blow job , So he tells the lady to wait a minute, he rushes out the back and there are some Quire boys , He asks them What Does the father give for blow jobs , One

Sorry you are wrong, it should be water found in Glass on Mars

Just shows you the strenth of the Airbus after the one that ditched in the Hudson. We all agree the pilot was good, So now Airbus is to start building boats.

Julian is a spiney bastard shory fat and round , think maybe you ask the wrong wong.

I have never had any problems from any food in Pattay, Thailand . I eat quetiy ow guy , Quetiy ow moo , Soup , I eat pork chicken all the fruit , Only thing i will not eat is pock pock , Julian is ok but don't eat to much because it heats up in your gut then you have a problem , Street eating is as good as any resaurant in pattaya just look at what you get all of it is cooked infront of you , I think its better than mac shit ,

I blame John Wane, He started All this against the Indians

That last joke is not called for and is cruel. I have heard some nasty rumors that Scots Do spend Money

Yer But its not what its cracked up to be,

I think they should go back to Black and white tele

My Mate got done for shagging a dog , When he went to court the jude said , It was despicable , how low would He stoop . He said about a Jack Russell. His mate got done for shagging a sheep , He did not get Prison or fined , He got baa baa bound over. A man walked in to a Bar one cold Night , A dog was sat in The fire Place licking his balls , The man walks up to the bar ,The bar tender walks Up to the man , And says ,Cold night Sir, The Man looks at the dog and says , Wish I could do that, The bar tender says , Give him a biscuit and he may let you..

Its got to be said . There some ugly blokes on the pictures , was it an Ugly falang party

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Before Any one says read the thread, I have. I don't even trust the banks In Thailand , I was Done once never again , I stand in front of there cashier and count my money in front of her \him.

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DO they do a Swiss roll

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The beach is only Ten mins away . With plenty of eye candy walking past,

I think the Time of the peak season has Peaked,There will be plenty of Hotels to stay , Just shop around

Its about time Oil prices have been dropping for a while now, A lot of Aircraft are flying around half empty .People are thinking were they can save money .So a few holidays are off this next year , Including going to Patts for some cheap charlies

Av never been Up North , But would not mind she looks Ok to me

Just a thought If you use one of these walk in places ask to see there sterliation process.

Any complimentary Tickets going ,

I have flown with Etihad from Manchester and Birmingham , i found that flying from Birmingham is cheaper.. also less hassle and smaller cues for check in