Siam Sam

You know that! If I was around though and he supplied the materials then I'd probably make it last a day and do a good job. In England you'd be looking at somewhere in the region of £140 but in Thailand 3000 baht and a few beers would be suffice. Get someone Thai to do it, they'll probably do it for a few hundred baht but not so sure about the workmanship.

Soi Bhukhao. Good breakfasts. Not sure about joiner fees.

Pussy.

No way of proving either! I never flout the rules, the only time I cheat is if it has gone twenty-four hours, which I only knew about a little while back. Kevin Sorbo

Wasn't there a U2 Bar on Soi 8 as well?

Starsky and Hutch

Shame I'm not about as I'd do that in a couple of hours. I was a stud wall and metal frame ceiling fixer a few years back.

Are you really this good or do you cheat?

Yes I has a bit of a nightmare there, I was going to say Peggy Sue Got Married, which he was in. A.I.

Stay off the motorbikes and you'll be fine, you won't need it.

Nicolas Cage

An excellent result for United last night as City lose at Everton, meaning we are now equal on points with only goal difference separating us.

The War Of The Roses

That takes some doing. Very talented.

Susan Sarandon

Jude Law

Ghostbusters

Tootsie

Nicole Kidman

The gorgeous Thandie Newton

Matt Dillon