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Great answer Stinky - not a laugh in sight! Well done! AC P.S. I know FA about anything - I'm just bored shitless back in baking France with the aircon on. My bastard friends drank all my beer last night. P.P.S. I was pretty sure you'd get a decent answer sponio - good choice of forum.

Deb and I just looked at a newly-opened Indian restaurant menu on the port about 300 metres from our house. They are charging 18 euros for Chicken Tikka Masala. No Brit on holiday is going to pay that (about 5-8% of the holidaymakers here are Brits) so they must be aiming for the rest.... I enjoyed Bob's BBQ (think I have eaten there 4 times in 5 trips) because it meant I didn't have to go to the States. No idea if it was expensive. Sometimes it was good - when Bob was there - sometimes less good. Exotic food is just that.... exotic food. Happy to agree to disagree. Also, ev

Well done Stinky with your 2556 posts for putting this "newbie" (perhaps not...) with his one post right. You're someone people can always rely on it appears.... hope you didn't hurt yourself laughing. (Yes, I think I mean that...). Tell us a bit of your story sponio and maybe you'll get a bit more positivity - who knows? (You aren't a very very bored stinky are you? No, that would be too weird) We had a room at Selina Place (Google it) for 9,500 pm plus electricity and water. That apparently isn't cheap, but will allow you to plod the streets searching for the 5K room that you ar

Same in Italy and France. You win it once, you're supposed to win it again..... unnerstan'! Players whose only means of expression is their feet suddenly have feet of clay and want to go on telly and radio and talk about their "souffrance" (Ribery), tell the manager he's a cunt (Anelka, he's never done THAT before - could be true...) - I assume that's what he said, no one seems to know... really, enjoy their fans booing (Rooney - well if they're booing, they ain't your fans Wayne...duh!) and then say sorry that they noticed it, or come over all captainy and sweaty with it (Shagger Terry)

"The Champions of the World have been held..." This is now my team - England is out of my league - Flo will give me a slap but I don't care... AC

Match at 83 mins - 1-1 - Italians can't score a goal in open play against these guys.... PLEASE let them get through..... Given me back my faith in football. Go and buy Pattaya Pete a glass of dry white at the PBG.... Just my tenpenneth Andy Cap

"I Gotta Feeling" - Black Eyed Peas..... Mrs Cap heard it the day before yesterday at a bar here and said "Ahhhh PATTAYA!" .. more good nights than bad nights without a doubt. I usually got a really good feeling ....wehey Andy Cap

Bugger!

Gary (englishinsiam) you really are a little shit-stirrer aren't you. You've got our American friends at each other's throats now... The link didn't work for me... but I think Mr. Obama's birth and life is well enough documented elsewhere for people to study and learn. By the way, I am also a muslim, just not a 'nutty' one. And I'm obviously not devout.... Andy Cap

OK got the directions. AC

Now there's a thought - straight after soi 6 then. And Hanuman's Dirty Corner is where Spicy Martin? D might pass on the Som Tam though.. Ta Andy Cap

Aha more education - and I thought it was east of Sukhumvit before. Thanks F.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. AC

Saw you out on your bike yesterday Gman and may I say how much I enjoyed seeing you. I also greatly enjoyed the above post which I think is your best one so far.. Live and let live.. Cheers Andy Cap

Is this soi Khaotalo on the darkside Kung Fu boy? Means we can't go, you see. Just a precision needed for us tourists.. Ta AC

Well I'm agreeing with you then, innit? What was your question? I already replied to the OP. And if people (Emiratis or Icelanders) are daft enough to pay... AC Ask yourself why the Emirates has 3+ airlines - Gulf, Emirates, and Etihad - "the official airline fo the United Arab Emirates" (is there still a Sharjah Airlines?) - Qatar is not in the UAE BTW. Golf courses in the 80's, airlines in the 90's, Brit football teams in the 0's. Big boys' toys aka how big is your dick....

FFS Chivas, My dad (RIP) took me to Darlo every second Saturday and sometimes on evenings during the week although my mam wasn't in favour. We were TOP last year and money f*cked up everything, points deducted by the faceless mandarins, no promotion, and they had to go out onto Neasham Road on the first day of the season, stop cars and ask if anyone fancied a game. Result non-league football. Bitter? Like a lemon, my friend! Andy

If we get funny posts from BMs like this, let the guy post......... the world needs eccentrics, and none of us is normal... The guy has a voice and a forum. I can live with that. Don't have to agree with him. Andy Cap

I'm with Joe. If people are stupid enough to pay..... are we really talking about football? Sounds like a gerzillion other threads on here (yes they are paid too much - especially Kieron Dyer [see OP] cos he's shite aka nearly always injured and totally ineffectual when playing.....Owen is as well, just in case we're gonna get ethnologistical like Bushcraft's having to put up with). I think they should get 1K baht max for the first half and 1.5K baht if they play the full match. Bonuses for scoring "goals" of course. And why not for "special tackles in the box"? Up late again A

Deb says Zola's now on zero but probably had a nice golden f*ck off.... Eyup Mike, PM me yer best bi contacts!!!!! No, of course they're not paid too much (NOT). Interesting to see how much though and the variations - good post. Andy

Yeh I know that lovedog but what will Adam sayif I stand him up? I think ALL THREE will have to be done. AC

Flippin' 'eck. Can't you guys get a calendar committee together? Hammer's Bar Crawl 45 bht beer promo at Babydolls Misty's 2nd birthday ALL ON THE SAME NIGHT? You'll be the death of me.....(but what a way to go....) At least I've got a nurse in tow.. Happy Birthday - if we don't get there - but based on "Flo"'s love of Misty's girls I think we probably will.... Cheers Andy Cap

Thanks for that update Alf - we'll be in to see your team next week - wheels up Sunday. Make sure you keep taking it easy. Thinking of you Andy and Deb

Dare say her ladyship and I will be in after the FLB crawl.... Cheers Andy Cap

Don't cry - not as if it's the only place to stay in that area.... Andy Cap