Bornloser

I choose Pats over other mongering destinations strictly because of the GOGO's.Have been visiting there for the past 7 years. I spent 4 weeks (short trip for me) in Pats last AUG-SEP and, as per my usual modus operandi, patronized a number of WS GG's where I had enjoyed myself on previous trips. All but Windmill & were a letdown, even one that a good friend of mine has managed for 3 years. Sparse nudity & lame shows with increased drink prices were my main beefs. I shall not name the other GG's, as I dislike posting unfavorable reviews. I shall be visiting Pats in early 2013, &

Also, Opey de Place did not condescend to reply to my EMAIL reservations request.. I have a short fuse with this & don't intend to give them another chance! CHEERS!

Pats vet interested in staying @ LK Mansion, near Soi Buakow & Pattaya Klang, next trip. Their Website is more Flash than Fact. (B800/night is well within my means). Have tried the Forum's "Search" function with little avail. So, I would like to put a few questions: Hotel itself: Staff agreeable? Facilities good? Photos indicate a lift. Is this in fact so? Is there a Joiner Fee? How about for multiple guests? Map on Website indicates it is between 2nd RD & Buakhao. Another map by Thai something-or-other places it east of Buakhow, IAW between Buakhow & 3rd. W

Am a Pats vet but have never been a beerbar person. Normally I spend my evenings in the GOGO's for the eye candy then prowl for FL's for my gratification. I am now thinking that it's time for me to change my evil ways. I am unwilling to put up with the expense & the shit attitudes of GG girls. I've had so many disappoinments with FL's that I am gunshy of further dealings with them. So, I think that my best avenue is to explore beerbars for BF's. During my next trip I shall probably reside on Soi Lengkee. Draught beer is my drink-of-choice. I would appreciate recomme

Several BM's have written complaining that their ejaculate volume has decreased to a few drops per pop. I have had this same complaint. One week ago I began a daily dosage of 1500mg L-Arginine & have already noticed a significant increase in my ejaculate volume during climaxes brought about thru wanking. Have not been so fortunate as to try intercourse yet. I am only a layman & am therefore not recommending L-Arginine. I am only sharing a successful trial. I speak only to ejaculate volume & not at all to erectile dysfunction. On the subject of ED, however, I read that an MD

Can Anyone list for me Pattaya's GOGO's which actually enforce the smoking ban? Read somewhere that Champagne is one. Any others? MANY THANX! CHEERS!

I am unclear on one important point. Is it mandatory that a foreign national have his Passport on his person in Thailand? I read on Thai-Anxiety that, during the recent Police raids of bars, customers who did not have their "ID's" were arrested. I am such a careless, forgetful person that I am reluctant to carry my Passport. I usually carry a photocopy of my Passport's identity page with a photocopy of the page with my current visa. Is this adequate "ID" for the Police? MANY THANX! CHEERS!

Understand that Ruby Club, Soi6, closed on short notice. Is it still completely closed, both Hotel & Bar areas? Is Ruby 2, its sister bar on opposite side of Soi6, still open & still run by Robin, the fellow who did (and still may) run both Ruby Club & Ruby2? CHEERS! MANY THANX!

I enjoy draught (Draft) beer & normally do not patronize venues in Pats which do not offer it. It is my drink-of-choice in GOGO's. Last time I was in PP a yank said to me that he never drinks draught beer because the lines are never cleaned. I had never thought about this before, so it hit close to home. Do Pat's GOGO's ever clean their draught beer lines? Is draught beer sanitary to drink in Pats? SIDENOTE: Last time I was in Johannesburg I happened to be sitting in a Pub by a Health Inspector who came there to check the darught beer lines. Presumably, then, draught beer is sa

Have in the past heard a few good rumbles about Telephone (Box?) Bar, located on pattaya Tai Soi2. Their Website is mostly dysfunctional. Only the HOME & MAP icons work. This bar will be a 2-baht bus ride from my intended residence. Is it worth the effort? Drinking is just drinking in just about any bar. I am most interested to hear BM's experiences with the Hostesses. CHEERS! MANY THANX!

Have shifted my intended residence for next trip to Pratamnak Soi 5, quite nearby Pratamnak RD. Am not familiar with this area. Am going to write the few details I know & would appreciate BM's correcting any or all as necessary. Understand this location is only about 800 meters from the south end of WS & that the trip in this direction is downhill. Understand that the Baht Buses traveling south on 2nd RD usually proceed up Thappaya rather than Pratamnak. Understand that Kinnaree is less than a 10-minute walk from this location & that 2 other similar clubs will open qu

Another trip to Pats in NOV, but will be staying on Soi Lengkee for the first time. I know from nothing about the offerings available on this Soi. Have stayed before on LK Metro & on Soi Buakhow next to Club Blu, but I took little advantage of the offerings in those areas. Have usually done my mongering on BR & my barhopping on WS, but I am burnt out on both. Can anyone summarize the restaurants on Lengkee that are reasonable & worthwhile? Can anyone recommend a Bar on or near Lengkee that is good for daytime chilling out? Lastly, can anyone recommend a Bar on or near L

Not a NEWBIE to Pats. Have been many times, usually staying 3-4 months per trip, so can take things gradually. However, upcoming trip in OCT is only 1-month, so I must move more quickly & wisely, as I won't have so much time to lolligag. Spend most of my evenings at WS GOGO's, but am embarrassed to say that I know little of WS activity in the AM or early PM. Only eatery I know in the area is Biergarten; what are some others? Have booked into Jasmine Hotel for 4 weeks. This is on Soi BJ, quite far South on WS. So, after all this Shinola I have written, I shall come to the point.

I learned yesterday that a Coyote named PONG (eyeglasses, formerly of SECRETS) was dancing at Honeypot sometime ago. I also heard that she had danced at Teazers, but I am unsure if this was before or after Honeypot. Anyone know where PONG is located now?

Was to Sophies (now defunct) in PP but have never been to SOL in Patpong. Never been to Patpong at all, for that matter. Can any BM who has been there recently provide current info on the SOL? Are the girls eyesores; are the drinks expensive; can a Monger just chill-out in there for awhile until he feels ready for BJ action; where are the BJ's accomplished? MANY THANX! CHEERS!

OP REPLYING: Thank you, Sir. You have told me all I need to know. I was anxious to visit Clinic before; but, now that I have read your post, I am super-anxious. MANY THANX!

Understand that Clinic AGOGO opened for business on Soi 7 on 29 DEC, but have not yet seen a review. Will be arriving Pats shortly & would surely enjoy & appreciate BMs' sharing their experiences/impressions of Clinic. Two of the main questions I have are: is there any nudity on display; & does it offer draught beer? MANY THANX!

To me, kissing is a very important, very enjoyable facet of a physical relationship. IN many physical encounters in Pats, I have found only one TG who seemed to enjoy kissing & apply herself to kissing as much as I. Unfortunately, she was only a one-time ST; I didn't have the sense to find a way to contact her again. I do have a chronic breath problem. Perhaps this is the reason TG's don't seem to enjoy kissing with me. Is kissing a taboo in the Thai culture? Am I the only Farang unable to find good kissers in Pats, or have other BM's experienced the same misfortune?

I am very grateful to the OP for his courage in sharing his misfortune. I first became familiar with electronic inroom safes in 1996 when I lived in a residence hotel wherein my room had one. A couple of times, when the damned thing jammed up, the manager used a special rod (provided by the manufacturer) which inserted into a hole in the safe, & thereby opened it in seconds. More recently in Pattaya, the battery in my inroom safe died; & the manager used some magnetic disk devices (provided by the manufacturer) to open it quickly. Any hotel with these electronic room safes

OP REPLYING: Thank you, Sir, you are indeed most kind. I have booked into Ruby Club on Soi 6. They were VERY responsive in replying to my initial reservation request & in acknowledging my confirmation. I have a very positive gut feeling about residing there. Also, staying there will indulge my fantasy of residing on Soi 6. MANY THANX!

When my late wife passed here in the US, a Death Certificate became an absolutely critical document. Were I to croak while visiting Pattaya, would a Death Certificate in English be generated? If so, it would be absolutely critical that certified copies of same reached my heirs. What preparations should I initiate during my upcoming trip to Pats to forestall any bureaucratic nightmares for my heirs in the event of my death while there? ADVICE, PLEASE!

I have contacted a number of Pattaya's hotels using the "Reserve" section of their Website. I always provide complete info. I sometimes get a computer-generated canned reply that my request has been received & will be answered shortly. Doesn't happen! Then I followup with a reservation request using their regular EMAIL address. Still no answer! WHY

Have been in Big C several times but have never paid attention to its restaurants. Will be residing quite nearby there next trip, so would appreciate BM's recommendations as to restaurants in Big C (and the surrounding area) to patronize or to avoid. MANY THANX!

SLUTLOAD & REDTUBE each have a video clip I enjoy. I would like to download or purchase the entire videos from which these clips were extracted. Can someone please tell me how to do this witgout Emailing the site itself? I don't especially want them to have my Email address. MANY THANX!

I have to agree with the OP & some of the other posters. I think the costume themes (nurse, flight attendant, schoolgirl, etc) are a great idea which serves to seduce punters into the joint then keep them there spending. One of the main reasons I am a regular at Babydolls GOGO is the dancers' contumes. However, I think the scenery themes are rather childish. I have been in the Cavern GOGO a few times. When you have nude & scantily clad TG's all over the joint, who is going to be impressed by rocks?