The Gunslinger

Booked in there next month, will let you know.

My arse!

The British Army were winning wars all over the world while you lot were still running around trying to beat the Indians. Top ten reasons for being seppo. 1. You can turn up years late for the war and claim all the glory. 2. You can make crap cars that wont go around corners. 3. You invented Jazz. 4. You cannot spell. 5. You invented pool because you cant play snooker. 6. You are the "world champions" at American football. 7. You dont understand the offside rule. 8. You spell whisky with an E. 9. You put "maters" into beer. 10. LDOP.

Madras is good, any hotter and it feels like your arse is on fire the next day. That`s really all you need to know. Wait till you finish eating before drinking beer.

Be a man and go to the RH. Stop fannying about.

The best food anywhere is from Scotland, deep fried Mars Bars and Irn Bru. Lovely.

Is that Harry Potter?

Hasn`t the King previously let it be known that he is a dog lover? Meaning, leave them alone!

First time in Pattaya in a few weeks and this is exactly the kind of info I`m looking for. Thanks.