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"deleted" I have no problems.

Rickster,Collingwood announced his 'retirement' from test cricket 30 minutes before the start of play on day 4,he will continue as 20/20 captain & is also available for the 1-dayers...I think his timing is brilliant ,honest & honourable,I've loved his gritty style of play & his feilding sets standards that the rest have all tried to follow.Well done Colly . The rest of your post is spot on & very truthful.Thanks.

Just goes to show the lack of thought this fella has put into his ad'

Maybe I was wrong

I don't think he wants to meet you for lunch & ply you with booze & rohypnol . It is really simple - give some more details of the motorbike .

It's ok he know's what he's doing

Poor old Ricky Ponting. He could probably eat as many vindaloos as he wanted and still not get the runs. Ricky Ponting has been invited to appear on ‘Ready Steady Cook,’ as it’s believed he can make a meal out of practically anything. Ricky Ponting walks into a library and asks for a book on The Ashes. The Librarian says; "Fuck off, mate. You won't bring 'em back!" Apparently on winning the toss Strauss said to Ponting "You can bat", to which Ricky replied "No we can't" ! What's the difference between Ricky Ponting and my sweaty pants? Sweaty pants will stick at the

See if the missus will take you out for an early lunch !,the match/series should be over within an hour of play resuming . Question: Is Shane warne commentating for channel9 as well as sky tv?

He has to be seen to be doing something in the series.

D Apartment...So imaginative .That said the place looks good & at a fair price .I may look in next week.

This ones still got tinfoil on 'em

His 2nd & 3rd saves were outstanding

Is this the ultimate dummy spit??? Discarded Australia bowler Nathan Hauritz flogs training kit after being overlooked again Nathan Hauritz has signalled his frustration at being frozen out by Australia by giving away his Test kit. The off-spinner sat in front of his Sydney flat and handed out his gear, stored in a cardboard box. Hauritz, 29, who has played 17 Tests and taken 63 wickets, was ousted by novice left-armer Xavier Doherty for the first two Ashes Tests and uncapped Michael Beer for the third. He responded by giving away jumpers and selling training kit. Hauri

The clue is in the name. So no, not a LB bar, but I believe you can get/give a blowjob from/to one of it's more popular bar staff for a fee ofcourse. Cheers P.

Good idea ,call in at the Rockhouse & introduce yourself to the owner ,Mulphy(you'll get trusted member on P-l too ) ,I'm sure he'll introduce you to some of his friends & make you feel more than welcome.

Well Bollinger certainly ain't no opening bowler is he ,so he may aswell play as an opening batsman ,he probably has a better average against England than Phil Hughes anyway We only use Aussies thesedays as a form of amusement ,if we want topclass cricketers we only have to change some bygone law's & pluck the best sarf afrikans from under their selectors noses.job done.

When thing's get desperate ditch the Bollinger & reach for a Beer. Who the feck is Micheal Beer?

That's pretty sad ,I hope it isn't macky. Just kidding. I hope this bloke gets the care he needs from the British Consulate.Fucking sad (but not surprising) that a foreigner could be treated like this by the Thai Plod.

Greenland, the world's largest island, is about 81% ice capped. Vikings reached the island in the 10th century from Iceland; Danish colonization began in the 18th century, and Greenland was made an integral part of Denmark in 1953. It joined the European Community (now the EU) with Denmark in 1973 but withdrew in 1985 over a dispute centered on stringent fishing quotas. Greenland was granted self-government in 1979 by the Danish parliament; the law went into effect the following year. Greenland voted in favor of increased self-rule in November 2008 and acquired greater responsibility for inter

I enjoyed that & was in bed by 0230 The aussies only had to bat for another 1hr 40 mins & the weather would've saved 'em

I can't get past the first 2 words of the question..."Drink Wise" ...sorry I fail.

6 out all out. 2 to go & then the rabbits. A quick tutorial from one of our finest #11's.

Cunt of a start Strauss