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Best Divorce Letter, ever! Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

my god the one on the left is fit must be a lb

might be

im sayin nothin

lmao imagine explaining that to security

what the mens toilets ????? :bigsmile:

was that you that kept lookin over my shoulder in the mens toilets?

il pop in but im with frosty i prefere the girls smilling

check out the tits on that

makes complete sense i totaly aggree

lol

lol you cunt i hope not to death . im not into shaggin dead ladyboys

i was gonna go july . but will be doin june too £415 from brum with emirates found cheaper with air frog but shite apparently . i cant wait

what do you type into google when your searching for porn ?

i guess you more than welcome you ass. lol

lol

roflmao .... you cunt mine are in the wash youl have to wait

lmfao and so do you. who do you support ??

UK style or birmingham style ? hope its the latter

ha ha very funny . i wouldnt take a lb long time. imagine the state of it in the mornin with all make up rubbed off . eeeww

they sure do hate air con every mornin i would hear a little voice saying i cold to mut ah how i miss thailand

ha ha ha mine says 0 after all the shit i have caused yep dont like the smiley box

is this bratpack and his gf ?