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[glow=red,2,300][/glow] THE QUESTION: 4 generations ago, in 1923, who was: 1. President of the largest steel company? 2. President of the largest gas company? 3. President of the New York Stock Exchange? 4. Greatest wheat speculator? 5. President of the Bank of International Settlement? 6. Great Bear of Wall Street? These men were considered some of the world's most successful of their day. Now, 80 years later, the history books ask us, if we know what ultimately became of each of them. The answers are: 1. The president of the largest s

Hi Hilly and A.M., Looking forward to you both being back in Pattaya. From the sounds of your posts you’ve had a tough go of it back home. I hope all is settling down for you now. I'm bringing the [smiley=yikes.gif] Mrs. [smiley=yikes.gif] this trip and both of us will be playing in the RideHer Cup 2003. We'll be arriving in Pattaya early in the morning on the 23 October about 2 AM or so. See ya at the FLB Bar. My Mrs. has never been abroad so for a first trip Pattaya, Thailand LOS should be an interesting experience for her and for [smiley=scared.gif] me [smiley=scared.gif] her being

[glow=red,2,300]Marriage Seminar[/glow] While attending a marriage seminar on communication. . . Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?" The rest of the story is not [smiley=hithead.gif] pleasant. [smiley=hithead.gif] Off to Thailand in: 7 days 2 hr's 52 min's 26 sec's and wheels-up. . .But

Posted by: bk_boiler Posted on: Today at 05:44:17 Hi Bkboiler, I'm not aware of any Salsa Dance Clubs in Pattaya. However, when you come to Thailand, and I'm assuming you're coming through Bangkok to Pattaya, you may want to check out or call the following clubs there in Bangkok. They could possibly steer you in the right direction in Pattaya. These are the ones I'm aware of in Bangkok: El Niño The Salsa Club Casa Salsa Bar Latino Bangkok La Fiesta Baila Baila Señor Pico's Sorry no phone numbers but I'm sure you can find them in the phone b

MORE STUPID JOKES A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Weaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ------------------------------------ Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled...isn't she adorable?" Friend: "But your kid didn't smile." Father: "I was talking about the nurse." -----------------------------------

John's Tombstone Tribute John's friends wanted to leave a loving memory for their life long friend on his tombstone. They thought long and had and came up with the tombstone pictured above and the verse listed below. John: Free your body and your soul, Unfold your powerful wings, Climb up the highest mountains, Kick your feet up in the air, You may now live forever, Or return to this earth, Unless you feel good where you are. Missed By Your Friends > > > > > > > > Of course one can see

Posted by: upena Posted on: Today at 01:42:27 Sorry upena, These jokes are only intended for those who have never seen them. They aren't necessarily for those of us who have seen them before or don't like good Old Jokes. It’s just like a guy who said to me more than once, "Have you heard this one? I don't really care! I enjoy telling it anyway." [smiley=cheers.gif] Cheers. [smiley=cheers.gif] Off to Thailand in: 10 days 04 hr's 29 min's 03 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1l

A Few More Cartoon Jokes! Off to Thailand in: 10 days 08 hr's 43 min's 09 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

I Make Bets A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. Carrying a bag of money she insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!) The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'a

The Urn A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" "Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!" Still tracing her finger in the ashes,

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet-ass time.... 1.) Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2.) Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals 3.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in house wares," . . .and see what happens. 5.) Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7.)

"The Hammer" The judge says to a double-homicide defendant: "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out: "You bastard." The judge says: "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out: "You damned bastard." The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom: "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a

"Another Blonde Joke" This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blond jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that

It looks like some Iraqi rebels that aren't happy with the regime change in their country have now resorted to and almost invisible camouflage. To the US Troops it looks like the "Real Thing." But of course after closer scrutiny it's quite obvious it's not the "real thing" and mearly only a cheap trick to try and fool the troops. It's hard to accept change but I think they may have to get accustom to the new order. I hope all is settled there soon and all can resume a more normal life style hopefully for the better for the Iraqi's and the rest of the world. I've been told by a number

[glow=red,2,300] Great "Pick-Up Lines."[/glow] Hi Everyone: Ever been lost for a bar or office "Pick-Up Line." Well, here are a few for you to put into your brain's file save for retrivel when you're at a loss for just what to say when you're trying to make the [smiley=bonk.gif] big score. [smiley=bonk.gif] [smiley=bonk.gif] [smiley=bonk.gif] Post back after using them and let me know how well you score with these illistrated [smiley=hithead.gif] knock out killer [smiley=hithead.gif] "Pick-Up Lines" designed to get fast response from your gal. Enjoy. . .

Here's a kind of sad but true cartoon for your viewing. I know the missing part that women don't have, after having "The Missing Dink" implanted on me, I've never been able to out smart many of them there women folks! I just can't seem to be able to think right when they’re around. I've been told there isn't enough blood in a man’s body to supply enough blood for two heads to function at the same time. . .all the blood goes from the head on his shoulders to the head in his pants. Now by this cartoon I'm confused because I'm supposed to be able to think better with this extra part I got?

[glow=red,2,300]Warning! Warning! Warning![/glow] There is a new computer virus. The code name is "WORK." If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else-do not touch WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the FLB Bar. Order drinks and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain. Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should you realize you

I concur that Kao Kheow was a great venue last year and I will look forward to playing it again, also. Posted by: doggie Posted on: 09/17/03 at 09:53:02 Doggie, Glad to hear you're getting your organ(s) in shape for the upcoming 3 week battering. Just keep a stiff upper lip and all that sort of riot and I’m sure you'll have no troubles sliding a large number of high test beverages down your neck. As long as I can be assured you're playing for the Europeans this time out, I,ll personally make sure Ben and the crew keep them flowing for you at the Sunday night RideHer Cup pre-game mee

A Little Golf Humor Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!" The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully loaded." The third man, not wanting to be outdon

CHECK OUT THE LINK BELOW AND FIND OUT WHAT THE MOST VERSATIL FOUR LETTER WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS. . . Enjoy! http://www.aestheticdesigns.net/funny/prop...perenglish.html 19 days 22 hrs 37 mins 51 secs before wheels-up and off to LOS. . . but who’s counting. Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [

Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See (or may have already seen) Jesus loves you. . . but everyone else thinks you are an asshole. Impotence. . . Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," The proctologist called. . . they found your head. Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film. Save your breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. WANTED: Meanin

Here's a little test for you to check out what mental state you're in at the present time. Look at the picture carefully and then concentrate before deciding what's really there. TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE. WHAT DO YOU SEE? > > > > > > > > > > Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario. What they will see are the nine dolphins. Additional note: This is a test to determine if you have a corr

[glow=red,2,300]George Carlin asks. . . [/glow] Can you cry under water? [smiley=crying.gif] Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? [smiley=banghead.gif] How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? [smiley=.gif] If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? [smiley=livid2.gif] Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? [smiley=stick.gif] Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clot

I just came across this photo of a gal who won at a resent woman’s golf tournament and was presented with her trophy. While holding her prized trophy for winning "The Big One" one of the photographers ask her, "Could you please hold it up and give it a kiss?" The resulting picture is below. When they realized what it looked like. . .they couldn't stop laughing and the photo shoot ended. It might fit in well for replacing the current RideHer Cup trophy. As you all might know, the original RideHer Cup trophy was damaged on world tour when it was stolen last year and suffered a broken nec

Posted by: gp2002 Posted on: Today at 08:07:21 Hi Doug, Pattaya Pete has a complete set of instructions on just how you upload pictures to your photo album from your computer. Then he goes into detail how you go about posting them to the web site. It's a little confusing at first but all the information is there and complete. It's located in the first section under << Members Only >> under frequently asked questions as listed below: FLB Bar Pattaya Pages « Member's Only » -- Frequently Asked Questions -- How to upload photos and the