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[glow=red,2,300][/glow] THE QUESTION: 4 generations ago, in 1923, who was: 1. President of the largest steel company? 2. President of the largest gas company? 3. President of the New York Stock Exchange? 4. Greatest wheat speculator? 5. President of the Bank of International Settlement? 6. Great Bear of Wall Street? These men were considered some of the world's most successful of their day. Now, 80 years later, the history books ask us, if we know what ultimately became of each of them. The answers are: 1. The president of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab, died a pauper. 2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane. 3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home. 4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless. 5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself. 6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide. However, in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen. What became of him? He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95, and he was financially secure at the time of his death. THE MORAL: Screw work. Play golf. You'll live longer and be better off in the end. Off to Thailand in: 6 days 21 hr's 36 min's 15 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

Hi Hilly and A.M., Looking forward to you both being back in Pattaya. From the sounds of your posts you’ve had a tough go of it back home. I hope all is settling down for you now. I'm bringing the [smiley=yikes.gif] Mrs. [smiley=yikes.gif] this trip and both of us will be playing in the RideHer Cup 2003. We'll be arriving in Pattaya early in the morning on the 23 October about 2 AM or so. See ya at the FLB Bar. My Mrs. has never been abroad so for a first trip Pattaya, Thailand LOS should be an interesting experience for her and for [smiley=scared.gif] me [smiley=scared.gif] her being along this trip. Have a safe trip and we'll see you at the FLB or at least the RideHer Cup Game. Off to Thailand in: 7 days 2 hr's 52 min's 26 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

[glow=red,2,300]Marriage Seminar[/glow] While attending a marriage seminar on communication. . . Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?" The rest of the story is not [smiley=hithead.gif] pleasant. [smiley=hithead.gif] Off to Thailand in: 7 days 2 hr's 52 min's 26 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

Posted by: bk_boiler Posted on: Today at 05:44:17 Hi Bkboiler, I'm not aware of any Salsa Dance Clubs in Pattaya. However, when you come to Thailand, and I'm assuming you're coming through Bangkok to Pattaya, you may want to check out or call the following clubs there in Bangkok. They could possibly steer you in the right direction in Pattaya. These are the ones I'm aware of in Bangkok: El Niño The Salsa Club Casa Salsa Bar Latino Bangkok La Fiesta Baila Baila Señor Pico's Sorry no phone numbers but I'm sure you can find them in the phone book. Good Luck. Will be off to Thailand in. . . 8 day 4 hrs 9 mins and 37 secs and Wheels-Up and off to LOS. . . but Who's counting! Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

MORE STUPID JOKES A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Weaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ------------------------------------ Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled...isn't she adorable?" Friend: "But your kid didn't smile." Father: "I was talking about the nurse." ------------------------------------ A monastery in the English countryside has fallen on hard times, and the monks decide to open a fish-and-chips restaurant. The establishment soon became very popular, attracting people from all over. One city fellow, thinking himself clever, asked one of the brothers standing nearby, "I suppose you're the 'fish friar?’" "No," answered the brother, straight-faced. "I'm the 'chip monk.'" ------------------------------------ An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked. "Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa." "You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested. "Sectional, schmectional." she bitterly retorted. "All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!" ------------------------------------ Campaign manager to Schwarzenegger; "It's gotten worse...Clinton NOW says he's endorsing YOU!" ------------------------------------ A guy complains to his doctor that his sex life is deteriorating rapidly. The doctor tells him he needs to reintroduce excitement, guilt and so on into the process. He ponders this for a few days and hatches a plan. "Well," he says to the doctor "A week ago, I did everything you suggested. The boss let me leave work an hour early. I sped home and I skidded all the way up the driveway. I slammed open the door, charged into the house and found Sheila in the living room. I stripped her naked and we went to it on the coffee table." "And did you enjoy it?" asked the doctor enthusiastically. "Well," says the guy slowly and thoughtfully, "somewhat, but the Bible group was kind of surprised." ------------------------------------ At the Wardolf Hotel a guy in the rear of a full elevator shouts, "Ballroom please." A woman standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you." ------------------------------------ A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you." "I know" said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone." ------------------------------------ Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage as they finally realised with wisdom that for 60 grams of sausage, it is not worth buying the whole pig. ------------------------------------ What do Disneyland & Viagra have in common? They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride. ------------------------------------ A fine funeral was ordered for a woman who had henpecked her husband, driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made neurotics of the cat and dog with her explosive temper. As the casket was lowered into the grave, a violent thunderstorm broke, and the pastor's benediction was drowned out by a blinding flash of lightning, followed by terrific thunder. "Well," commented one of the mourners, "sounds like she got where she was going." ------------------------------------ Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called "Gilligan's Island." There is, however, a dark secret about this "comedy" you may never have realized. The island is a direct representation of Hell. Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins: Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac. Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty. The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all. Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed. Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans. The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - again, no explanation needed and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show. This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS island. Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN. Crazy? He does wear red in every episode. ------------------------------------ To the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Come and listen to a story about a man named "Beef" A young concierge who he sought for his relief Began one day after ordering some food Came up to his room but wasn't in the mood Sex that is. Bed roll. The Nasty Well the next thing you know ol' Beef was on the air Most folk said "No, Kobe wouldn't dare" Said "she was horny and the rape adultery" Then he rounded up his wife and cried on live TV. Bawled, that is. Streamin' tears. Waterworks. But the jury didn't buy it, this girl was not a whore Returned a guilty verdict now Kobe's serving four Lotsa fans dejected and many did decree If Cochrane was his lawyer, Kobe would be free Johnny that is. OJ's man. Laker Fan. ------------------------------------ A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was cheating on him and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day. So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: "Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?" And a great voice was heard from above ... "BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME." ------------------------------------ An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional. "But," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the Landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he'll buy the 5th one for you." "Well," said the Englishman, "At my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2." "Ha, that's nothing," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another...all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All of this is on the house." The Englishman and the Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims, but he swears that it's true. "Well," said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?" "No, not meself personally, no." said the Irishman, "But it did happen to Bridget, my sister!" ------------------------------------ A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house." The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? "What is the big deal about a two-story house?" The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is . . . 'I have a headache' and the other story is. . . 'It's that time of the month.'" ------------------------------------ Will be off to Thailand in. . . 08 days 23 hrs 02 mins and 17 secs and Wheels-Up and off to LOS. . . but Who's counting! Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." 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John's Tombstone Tribute John's friends wanted to leave a loving memory for their life long friend on his tombstone. They thought long and had and came up with the tombstone pictured above and the verse listed below. John: Free your body and your soul, Unfold your powerful wings, Climb up the highest mountains, Kick your feet up in the air, You may now live forever, Or return to this earth, Unless you feel good where you are. Missed By Your Friends > > > > > > > > Of course one can see that even the best made plans can go astray! Old John may just come back to piss off his "Friends." Took someone a little figuring that one out? What will they come up with next! Off to Thailand in: 09 days 18 hr's 19 min's 01 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

Posted by: upena Posted on: Today at 01:42:27 Sorry upena, These jokes are only intended for those who have never seen them. They aren't necessarily for those of us who have seen them before or don't like good Old Jokes. It’s just like a guy who said to me more than once, "Have you heard this one? I don't really care! I enjoy telling it anyway." [smiley=cheers.gif] Cheers. [smiley=cheers.gif] Off to Thailand in: 10 days 04 hr's 29 min's 03 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

A Few More Cartoon Jokes! Off to Thailand in: 10 days 08 hr's 43 min's 09 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

I Make Bets A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. Carrying a bag of money she insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!) The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see...... The president did. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand." Off to Thailand in: 10 days 09 hr's 25 min's 18 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

The Urn A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" "Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!" Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that 'Blow Job' I promised you?" "Irving, here it comes,". . .as she blew his ashes from her fingers! Now I know what the mean when they say, "Getting your ashes hauled." I think all pass on this type of BJ for a few, quite a few years. Off to Thailand in: 10 days 09 hr's 46 min's 44 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet-ass time.... 1.) Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2.) Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals 3.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in house wares," . . .and see what happens. 5.) Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9.) Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10.) While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are? 11.) Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 12.) In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13.) Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! It's those voices again." . . . and last but not least, 15.) Go into a fitting room and yell real loud, "We're out of toilet paper in here!" Off to Thailand in: 10 days 10 hr's 06 min's 38 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

"The Hammer" The judge says to a double-homicide defendant: "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out: "You bastard." The judge says: "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out: "You damned bastard." The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom: "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says: "For fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one." Off to Thailand in: 10 days 11 hr's 01 min's 48 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

"Another Blonde Joke" This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blond jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... . . . . I love this. . . . > > > > > > > [move] "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!" [/move] Off to Thailand in: 10 days 11 hr's 11 min's 23 sec's and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

It looks like some Iraqi rebels that aren't happy with the regime change in their country have now resorted to and almost invisible camouflage. To the US Troops it looks like the "Real Thing." But of course after closer scrutiny it's quite obvious it's not the "real thing" and mearly only a cheap trick to try and fool the troops. It's hard to accept change but I think they may have to get accustom to the new order. I hope all is settled there soon and all can resume a more normal life style hopefully for the better for the Iraqi's and the rest of the world. I've been told by a number of people that have been to Iraq that it has a great potential to become a interesting place to visit as in my opinion Cuba would. Let's hope things settle down soon. I hope this post is accepted in the spirit of levity it was posted? Will be off to Thailand in. . . 10 days 17 hrs 34 mins and 25 secs and Wheels-Up and off to LOS. . . but Who's counting! Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

[glow=red,2,300] Great "Pick-Up Lines."[/glow] Hi Everyone: Ever been lost for a bar or office "Pick-Up Line." Well, here are a few for you to put into your brain's file save for retrivel when you're at a loss for just what to say when you're trying to make the [smiley=bonk.gif] big score. [smiley=bonk.gif] [smiley=bonk.gif] [smiley=bonk.gif] Post back after using them and let me know how well you score with these illistrated [smiley=hithead.gif] knock out killer [smiley=hithead.gif] "Pick-Up Lines" designed to get fast response from your gal. Enjoy. . . Time is winding down for trip to LOS. . . 11 days 18 hrs 59 mins 44 secs before wheels-up and off to LOS. . . but who’s counting. Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

Here's a kind of sad but true cartoon for your viewing. I know the missing part that women don't have, after having "The Missing Dink" implanted on me, I've never been able to out smart many of them there women folks! I just can't seem to be able to think right when they’re around. I've been told there isn't enough blood in a man’s body to supply enough blood for two heads to function at the same time. . .all the blood goes from the head on his shoulders to the head in his pants. Now by this cartoon I'm confused because I'm supposed to be able to think better with this extra part I got? "The Missing Dink" 14 days 10 hrs 24 mins 52 secs and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

[glow=red,2,300]Warning! Warning! Warning![/glow] There is a new computer virus. The code name is "WORK." If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else-do not touch WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the FLB Bar. Order drinks and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain. Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your whole life. If this is the case, go back to the FLB Bar, buy some lady drinks, and stay until you make at least five friends. Then retry. 19 days 9 hrs 37 mins 23 secs before wheels-up and off to LOS. . . but who’s counting. Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

I concur that Kao Kheow was a great venue last year and I will look forward to playing it again, also. Posted by: doggie Posted on: 09/17/03 at 09:53:02 Doggie, Glad to hear you're getting your organ(s) in shape for the upcoming 3 week battering. Just keep a stiff upper lip and all that sort of riot and I’m sure you'll have no troubles sliding a large number of high test beverages down your neck. As long as I can be assured you're playing for the Europeans this time out, I,ll personally make sure Ben and the crew keep them flowing for you at the Sunday night RideHer Cup pre-game meeting. Have a safe trip and see you there. BTW, thumper^ and myself are throwing a newbie coming out party for Mrs ff29 on the Saturday the 8th of Nov at the FLB Bar. I've contacted Ben via e-mail and I'm setting it up. Hope you, Gren, and the rest of the crew can make it, too. [smiley=grins-jump.gif][smiley=grins-jump.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "The Cash Cow'sNewbie Coming Out Party."[/glow] [smiley=grins-jump.gif][smiley=grins-jump.gif] Mrs. ff29 isn't so sure the party is such a good idea so we'll have to treat her with "Kid Gloves" of course calf gloves! As some may know she's (the Mrs) has never been out of the USA other than to Canada and Mexico. It should be an interesting flight, party, and night. 19 days 10 hrs 28 mins 44 secs before wheels-up and off to LOS. . . but who’s counting. Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

A Little Golf Humor Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!" The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully loaded." The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio." The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio." [smiley=grins-jump.gif] And how’s your golf game coming along? 19 days 22 hrs 26 mins 16 secs before wheels-up and off to LOS. . . but who’s counting. That's about 1,722,376 seconds. . . I think. Tic, Toc, Tic, Toc, it's so stressful for me to just sit here watching those seconds count down. I just know all the TG's are in waiting for [smiley=devil.gif] "Handsome Man" [smiley=devil.gif] to show up in LOS! Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

CHECK OUT THE LINK BELOW AND FIND OUT WHAT THE MOST VERSATIL FOUR LETTER WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS. . . Enjoy! http://www.aestheticdesigns.net/funny/prop...perenglish.html 19 days 22 hrs 37 mins 51 secs before wheels-up and off to LOS. . . but who’s counting. Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See (or may have already seen) Jesus loves you. . . but everyone else thinks you are an asshole. Impotence. . . Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," The proctologist called. . . they found your head. Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film. Save your breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. Some people just don't know how to drive. . . I call these people "Everybody But Me," Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Try not to let your mind wander. . . It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. Hang up and drive!! [glow=red,2,300] And The Nunber One Bumper Sticker You Would Like To See. . . [/glow] Welcome to America. . . now speak English 19 days 22 hrs 40 mins 59 secs before wheels-up and off to LOS. . . but who’s counting. Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

Here's a little test for you to check out what mental state you're in at the present time. Look at the picture carefully and then concentrate before deciding what's really there. TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE. WHAT DO YOU SEE? > > > > > > > > > > Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario. What they will see are the nine dolphins. Additional note: This is a test to determine if you have a corrupted mind. If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 3 seconds, your mind is definitely corrupt! This test proves once and for all that you are, in fact, a pervert. Or maybe you just need to return to Pattaya, Thailand the LOS and make your presence known at the FLB Bar to check out some TG’s. I think if you saw what I did (perverted big time) all you need is a little TG’s attention and then you’ll just see the dolphins. I hope you enjoyed this one? I know I did and seemed to think it was kind of had a nice illusional effect! 21 days 17 hrs 22 mins 34 secs before wheels-up and off to LOS. . . but who’s counting. Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

[glow=red,2,300]George Carlin asks. . . [/glow] Can you cry under water? [smiley=crying.gif] Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? [smiley=banghead.gif] How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? [smiley=.gif] If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? [smiley=livid2.gif] Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? [smiley=stick.gif] Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? [smiley=zzz.gif] Why does a round pizza come in a square box? [smiley=puke.gif] What did cured ham actually have? [smiley=Eyecrazy.gif] How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? [smiley=fight.gif] Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? [smiley=yawn.gif] If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? [smiley=scared.gif] If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? [smiley=leaving.gif] Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV? [smiley=hithead.gif] Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? [smiley=grin.gif] How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for [smiley=tits.gif] Miss America? [smiley=tits.gif] Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. [smiley=yikes.gif] If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? [smiley=toilet_claw.gif] and finally. . . Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? [smiley=boom.gif] 28 days 15 hrs 34 mins 26 secs and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

I just came across this photo of a gal who won at a resent woman’s golf tournament and was presented with her trophy. While holding her prized trophy for winning "The Big One" one of the photographers ask her, "Could you please hold it up and give it a kiss?" The resulting picture is below. When they realized what it looked like. . .they couldn't stop laughing and the photo shoot ended. It might fit in well for replacing the current RideHer Cup trophy. As you all might know, the original RideHer Cup trophy was damaged on world tour when it was stolen last year and suffered a broken neck. This new idea I'm suggesting for a trophy seems to have a more sturdy neck than the current one and less susceptible to damage. I don't know if I'd hold it up and kiss it after winning the RideHer Cup 2003? Cast your vote in the pole yet? The outcome will be reported at the RideHer Cup pre-game meeting at the FLB Bar on November 2, 2003. Post your votes to replacement on not "New and Improved" RideHer Cup Trophy 2003. "New Improved Designed RideHer Cup Trophy" "Last Years Damaged Designed Trophy" Oops! Forgot the picture of "doggie" on the womens tee box. A real classic shot and would make a. . . "Great New Trophy." Don't Forget Cast Your Vote In The Pole. 7 days 14 hrs 57 mins 3 secs and Wheels-Up. . .But Who's Counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]

Posted by: gp2002 Posted on: Today at 08:07:21 Hi Doug, Pattaya Pete has a complete set of instructions on just how you upload pictures to your photo album from your computer. Then he goes into detail how you go about posting them to the web site. It's a little confusing at first but all the information is there and complete. It's located in the first section under << Members Only >> under frequently asked questions as listed below: FLB Bar Pattaya Pages « Member's Only » -- Frequently Asked Questions -- How to upload photos and the rules Like I said it is a little [smiley=Eyecrazy.gif] confusing [smiley=Eyecrazy.gif] at first but if you read it though a few times, get a picture uploaded into your photo album, and post it. . . then it's a piece of cake. [smiley=grin.gif] I hope this helps you out? I know it took me several tries before it sunk in. [smiley=hithead.gif] 30 days 2 hrs 18 mins 15 secs and wheels-up. . .But who's counting? Regards, [smiley=devil.gif] ff29 [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [smiley=1luvu.gif] [glow=red,2,300] "I LOVE THE FLB BAR." [/glow] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif] [smiley=tits.gif]