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Flying will never be the same! A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Bay, Florida Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay". He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?" "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap.... then I'm gonna t

Flying will never be the same! A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Bay, Florida Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay". He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?" "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap.... then I'm gonna t

Flying will never be the same! A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Bay, Florida Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay". He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?" "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap.... then I'm gonna t

Here are a few quips of Wisdom for you to ponder. I was going through my “Jokes and Stuff” file and came across them. I thought some of you might enjoy them so I’m uploading them to the FLB board. For those of you that don’t enjoy them that’s OK too because I still enjoy them. FYI, anyone that plays golf and enjoys a good time, the 1st Annual FLB Rideher Cup last year was a blast. The food was great at the FLB and the whole trip to the links and back on the party bus was excellent. I know that Ben, from the [smiley=tits.gif] FLB [smiley=tits.gif], will be putting on an even better o

Here are a few quips of Wisdom for you to ponder. I was going through my “Jokes and Stuff” file and came across them. I thought some of you might enjoy them so I’m uploading them to the FLB board. For those of you that don’t enjoy them that’s OK too because I still enjoy them. FYI, anyone that plays golf and enjoys a good time the 1st Annual FLB Rideher Cup last year was a blast. The food was great at the FLB and the whole trip to the links and back on the party bus was excellent. I know that Ben, from the [smiley=tits.gif] FLB, [smiley=tits.gif] will be putting on an even better one

kjvegas, Thanks for the suggestion but I live up in the hinterland of northern MN, which is located about 200 mi (320 km) north of Minneapolis. Southwest doesn't fly into any airport closer, possibly, than Minneapolis. It leaves me with the same situation of time, distance, and cost. I don't like flying NWA and the perks suck and their planes have a lot to be desired. [smiley=thumbdown.gif] But I guess one has to make some sacrifices to get to the LOS. ;D I guess we're just lucky to even have any air service into our area. I haven't been able to find, as of yet, decent connection

I've flown EVA twice and found it to be a really great airline company. The young girl flight attendants were very attentive and the food served was hot and very good tasting. I feel they are the best airline I've ever flown on. However, because of where I live NWA is the only airline that serves my area with decent connections. The other option I have is to drive 200 miles (320 kilometers) and then, get this, price is higher. $945 USD RT from my home and drive 3 1/2 hours and pay $1148 USD RT from Minneapolis, MN. Go figure? ??? ? To get on EVA I have to fly to either the East C

As long as I was mentioning underwear in my earlier post along with LAW: 26 a slight modification of Law: 23 that Duece posted, sorry for being repetitive, I came across an interesting article in the Northwest Florida Daily News that described a protruding situation something like this: A Crestview Couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he got the car fixed in the parking lot. When the wife returned sometime later she saw a small group of people near the car. On closer inspe

I have a somewhat obscure rule that rarely comes into play for most but I’ll add it anyway as: LAW: 26. When a male player fails to hit his ball on his initial drive from his tee box past the women’s tee box he MUST lower his drawers and shoot in that configuration from the point at which the ball came to rest. As was evident by the above post above by “doggie” this rule is fully enforced by some of us golf purists at all levels of golf competition in USA golf. As is evident from the picture of the poor chap from across the pond, he learned about it the hard way. One of the oth

I am a member and have my password. However, I'm don't seem to be able to login to the "Members Only Fourm." Anyone have a suggestion? Thank you GTM