Gawd Elpus

"Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains" " Stop being so silly and pull yourself together" . On a less frivolous note, is Jimmy White currently staying at the CT, Dave, and can he been seen in the morning enjoying one of your "first class" English breakfasts at the foot of Soi Chayapoon ?? Being a mate I would have thought you'd offer him the best room in the house. Kick that cheap cunt Bob out, and put him in one of the smaller rooms or just give him his marching orders until Jimbo has left town He will only cause you further embarassment Make sure the Maid pays special attention to cleaning the dust off of all shiny surfaces though Now that WAS tacky

Who said he was BAD ?? Although being able to read is not compulsory on these forums, it does help.

I work all hours and rarely sleep. Sorry I upset your mate Jimmy, do pass on my regards to him on Friday. I take it you will be there ??? No doubt you will be having a few beers with him after the signing Ypu can ask him if he had anything to do with his "auto biography" and has he read it himself ??

Back on Topic Not long now, Friday 25th March 2011 at the CANTERBURY TALES Be there or be square

Who is we?? are you a spokesman for PT ?? I must catch up, I hadnt realised that, or that Jimmy W was a forum member and a personal friend of Jacko Shit, I just had a thought.... supposing Logan is actually Jimmy White ?? Note to myself, pay more attention in future Who are on their periods this week ?

Never mentioned his plums, thanks for pointing that out, although a little "tacky" in my opinion,as having testicular cancer was not a choice for him I had not realised that Jimmy himself posts on and reads this forum Sorry Jimmy mate, never meant to be a snide as Auntie Jacko has pointed out. He is a bit touchy about these things, and doesnt like to be reminded of his own failings or of others. Regards, your old mate G and look forward to giving you another pasting on the pool table next time Well, I am sure that he had some help, but it is called an "Auto Biography" which suggested that he had an input Fuck me, you just couldnt make it up FAF You must be bored as fuck over there Jacko

Hardly tacky, you should read his books sometime, then you would know that he has spoken about it openly as well as it being in the news about a cocaine arrest. No need to ask him anything, he has already admitted it. I don't see a big problem though, if that's what he likes and can afford it. He seems a pretty decent bloke to me, who enjoys a toot now and then. I just mentioned what most people already know (apart from you, it seems) Plenty of info on the net, should you wish to take a look. is that "tacky" too ?? I have met him twice in Pattaya over the last few years, as have quite a few others, I should imagine. Have met Jimmy Page too. I am looking forward to the unlikely situation of Keith Richards coming to Pattaya to do a book signing. I wouldn't dare say anything tacky about him though, he is my Hero. What a bonus it would be for him to do an impromptu gig at the Blues Factory after a book signing at the CT.

Perhaps Jimmy will put in a good word for Logan on Friday. Hope Dave has a bit of "powder" for him, before the signing. He is rather partial to a line or two (allegedly)

I am sure Jimmy will be there on Friday, would be a real let down if he wasn't. Do you mean that Logan wont be posting any more on the CT threads or generally on PT ?. Surely, as a regular visitor, he has other interests in Pattaya and Thailand as well as just the CT, that he might want to post about ??? It should be his choice, unless of course, you own him. BTW, I have thrashed Jimmy at Pool, five times He never forgave me

The above two highlighted can be verified as genuine though As an aside, all of this is keeping the CT thread on the first page of the forum, so all well and good for Dave.

yes, you mentioned it a few posts back. Is Bob a friend of Jimmy too ??

Incorrect I am afraid, if you go back to where the issue arose, there are 3 posters of PL who noticed it. It was Irish Boy who first pointed it out in the thread. I have already established that I have no vendetta against the CT, then it would be rather futile and pointless in taking part in such actions. I repeat once again for the poorly sighted and hard of hearing, that no one was making any negative posts towards the CT business itself but merely poinitng out that the owner's methods of advertising were perhaps less than subtle. How it is interpreted by others is rather subjective, but I have just read through the last couple of pages of this thread, and I think a number of non- PL members have made comments, and believe me, I know who the prolific posters are across the way. Give me a plausible reason why I, a prolific PL poster, should have any form of vendetta against CT Dave ?? He has never done any harm to me, nor have I any reason to dislike either him or his business. For me my comments were observational rather than personal. A number of PL members are also members of this forum and are not a "gang" and we post independently, and it should not be seen as such, which IMO is somewhat of an insult and a misguided analysis. it would be a rather different story of several members of PL had slagged off the rooms or food at the CT, but that has not been the case. I think that it is also fair to say that Dave himself realised that the way it may look to some, was not how he may have wished it to appear, by his comments earlier in the thread and possibly either advised logal of this fact, or advised himself as logan. The answer to that will probably never be known, but I also saw something very similar on the Thaigers forum recently, which makes me believe that there is a pattern forming. "Bait and hook" advertising.

You think far too much Spike. I have no idea who "alias" is, and to my knowledge I have never met him. I don't know who and why you should think there is a puppet master pulling strings ?? No one pulls my strings pal, I am my own man. I have nothing against the CT, never stayed there, and had breakfast there once years ago. Lighten up FFS, no one has slated the CT, yet a number of independent BMs here noticed the same thing earlier on in the thread which might have suggested that Dave had two handles to advertise his business. It has nothing to do with the business itself, just the way the advertising looked to myself and several others on this thread. Dont even bother with conspiracies, there are not any -jut a handful of members who noticed the same thing independently.

9 years on the forum and you are still a miserable old cunt I hear you carry your yellow water around in a bag around your waist these days

Naaa never, just another complete coincidence What's happened to Logan, have not seen him posting lately ? he must have other interests to discuss, other than just the CTs

based on the assumption that you actually know what time of day it is -which doesn't look likely

I heard a whisper around town that you were a cunt. Is this a conspiracy or the plain truth ??? So are you saying that Dave has 2 handles then ?? He says not

My Missus has one, I like to lick it sometimes

You see less and less girls will scars on their arms and wrists these days, but a few years ago quite common place. Self mutilation after having had a broken heart and scars to remind them.

I have had my trousers and pants down to my ankles all day in anticipation

Cha Cha will that be the attire for the event, where do I buy one ??? I have an old Manure shirt which is two sizes too small, will that do ??

Seems that you only joined PT yesterday, yet straight onto this topic. How did you hear about it ?? or was it yet another one of these strange, strange coincidences ?? I smell a fishy in a little dishy, I smell a fishy when the boat comes in

I must be a snitch then as I am one of those who pointed it out here. I don't see it like that though, as I have no ulterior motives and was just pointing out that I spotted an inconsistency of posting in the thread, relating to Logan and Dave. I thought a snitch or a grass is someone who does something behind one's back and goes to the authorities to tell. I have done it in the open, as have others and are accountable if we have made a mistake. A snitch is someone who goes behind someone's back to tell tales but we are not in a prison here or members of the criminal fraternity and therefore not likely to get our faces slashed up for it Mad Frankie Fraser

Was he correct though ??? One could equally call me a grass here, for being one of those that pointed it out. I wasnt hated at school, in fact I was very popular as a prefect

One would have thought so, but if he was "out of town" and posting, which he clearly was, then the IPs would be different. In fact, we all know that in Pattaya, anyone of us can just key into a free wifi point or call into one of the many internet shops and any number of IPs will be generated according to who the Internet provider of those establishments are. Some of those IP addresses may also be static too. I dont think a case will ever be proved here, as 100% proof either way is almost impossible. However, if both Dave and Logan were constantly sharing the same IP address, even when Logan Bob" was out of town, then that would be conclusive that Dave and he were the same person, surely. IP matching can only be an exact science when two identical IPs match, and then it is not always conclusive. An example of that could be a number of members posting from a "host" bar that has an internet connection and a PC or Wifi available on the premises.