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I just noticed that both have been banned, so there could well be some truth to what you say. Pinky & Perky , I reckon.

Double post

I didn't realise Dave was a cockney sparrow ?? I wonder if Chaz & Dave have written a book yet, that could be good for a signing and a good old kneezup round the piano.

I would love to see it. IP addresses and locations are quite accurate these days, especially when using decent software to trace them. I can see that MM uses the same software as I do and it is excellent. I get a funny feeling that BP might start using a Proxy for his next posts

I thought as much, it looked like Oz to me. Google maps are so accurate these days, that's a great picture, and so clear. Perhaps Pig Bush should sell up and do both his neighbours a favour and himself by moving to Thailand. Aborigine folk are normally quite polite people so you must have dine something real bad, to piss them off No offence BP, just a bit of fun, but you are just a little bit of a cunt at times. I like this thread, its got two things going on in it, and I agree with MM, that it keeps the .... CANTERBURY TALES - CAFE, GUEST HOUSE & BOOK SHOP at the top of the page so often. Dave, love yer really, and its hard to feel anything but good will, and I reckon you have been a good sport over all this to be honest. Anyone else would have been insulting my mother by now (who incidentally is dead, so don't even bother) Its all a good bit of light hearted banter, with just a tiny splash of malice.

OWNED Watch out mate, he will be calling you one of those brown nosers that he mentioned in his post

So what country are you in then and is it a Nanny State or Third World Hovel ???

Nice room Dave, is there access to the Olympic sized pool at the rear of the building as shown earlier ?? That would be the icing on the cake I reckon. A nice long swim and then off for a roast up at the Seaside Restaurant a few doors up. Give Crazy Dave's Shepherds pie a miss though, its rancid. Bobby Logan seems to enjoy it, but then again he's easily pleased BTW what colour are the curtains of the bar in LK that you were referring too ?? Or is it a new joint called the "Curtain Bar" ??

I bet the place looks like a Pig Sty inside

Are there any nanny state brainwashed chavs living there ?? Where is it, looks like Australia to me.

That looks fantastic. I have always used the Pool at Metro, but that looks a lot bigger, almost Olympic sized, and I could do some sailing too.

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The room looks absolutely superb and with a balcony too. What is the view like from there ?? Any pictures ??

or Jimmy Logan

Yes, Skytops does indeed attract a particular type of tourist BigUSA, I think that somehow, you have missed the point. If you look further back in this thread, you will see, that no one is slating the Canterbury Tales as a business. There was a just a question raised about the possibility (not proven conclusively) of a dual membership being used for advertising purposes. It is not the Canterbury Tales that got a little ribbing, but Dave himself. Again, if you look back a page or two, you will observe that Dave has brought some of this on himself, and by the looks of it, I don't think he takes it too seriously. It would be a shame for this thread to develop into a Skyslops overture and relate the two businesses.

They could come in handy for levelling some of the tables and chairs in the restaurant area in future.

Thanks very much, its good to see some younger people reading his book. How many of that lot did you shift in the end ??

Have you got any pics of Jimmy doing the book signing at 1.30 on Friday ????

Oh well, that's that then. Now 11 pm and shutters down

what time is the book signing ??? I hope Jimmy turns up, after all, no sign of him yet, but its only 5.30 pm

COMING SOON.............................................. J.R Hartley will be signing his legendary book, "Fly Fishing" at a location to be named shortly, in April 2011 (probably @ Crazy Dave's, TBC) Written almost entirely under the influence of Morphine Sponsored by Pattaya

I dont have time to sit out in the sun, tanning my Greek Adonis type body I usually have 4 sunbed sessions before I leave which leave me with a healthy colour. Nothing worse than walking around with chalk white legs in Pattaya ay ?? I used to do all that business years ago in Phuket, and end up looking like Robert Kilroy-Silk but no more. 2 weeks back in the UK and its gone. I find sitting on the beach boring and prefer to be down Soi 6 on a hot afternoon getting drunk and having my cock worked off by a brazen strumpet I dont travel 6000 miles for a tan I can buy in a shop, with damage to my skin. Quite nice to take a dip in the pool every other day, to cool down late afternoon, but that's it really My old fella seems to get a bit of a tan though, I am not quite sure why, perhaps its just through too many entries in the Sheriff's Badge