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thats a must for any traveller surry, do you think it would come apart and fit into a suitcase? you could carry a portable version of it from bar to bar when on the piss in patts, maybye in a shopping trolly, or a modified back-pack it would be a great conversation piece-(an "ice breaker") if your the shy type, --- a marvellous way of meeting new freinds

wrong

says big dusa whilst knawing on a kentucky fried chicken bone

did you post on t/a but they closed the topic?

the kids must have been well sloshed

big d how much do you weigh ? i know you wont post a reply too this question , but if ur over weight just lose the weight its not rocket science

i used to have a greyhound that ate his own puke -- ever so cheap too feed him --recycling at its best

5.00 THB = 0.103275 GBP ffsake thats not going to break the bank is it? if you cant afford .1 of a pound, use your empty singha bottle to piss in,- just use the bog for a shite, or do what villa-youth does ,and take shite in the hotel shower tray

my freind had a house built up north on her land ,paid about £10-000 the side fell out of it, nothing he can do about it the buildings there are totall crap, ive visited various new builds on phuket , im in the building trade btw-- thyeres absolutely no way i,d spend money on them their total junk , the electrics are a joke , as is the sewage system renting is best option imo

a large number of thais have scars on there arms mostly from the aftermath of a m/cycle accident

coming back into the uk is a horrible experience the immigration wimmin look and act like lesbian gestapo sour-faced carpet munchers i find it well embarressing as other folk from various countrys around the world experience this shit

youv,e got to be quick on the draw short!

christ on a bike gonzo you must be meeting some right munters all the ladies ive ever met have marvellous teeth, and are very proud to show them

simply send her 30bht prob solved

yeah, and all the rings are fake

was it a man in a pub?

suggestions from gawdelpus quote -(give your sports medals and nic nacs a good clean with Brasso) if that suggestion don,t help , i suggest you drink the brasso

man in a pub told me, that a chink womans fanny goes cross-ways --so, it must be true

if theres any on the plane, they cough up flem, then gob it on the floor

http://www.microsofttranslator.com/?ref=TT...TH&to=en-US not interesting

an english man a scotsman an irish man a latvian a turk an aussie a yank an egyptian, a mexican a greek a russian,an estonian a german an italian a pole a swede a finn an israeli a romanian a bulgarian a serb a czech and a swiss went into a pub, landlord says " sorry lads, i can,t let you in without a thai"

will he be bringing wild willey barret too?

sailfast, tap in --german fisting -- , its the first vid on there btw the link i posted still works for me have some tissues at hand

i rather like this one--- http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/german-fisting/17430/