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The promotion was always doomed to failure. Very poorly thought out but Kudos for trying.

Does the menu at Rosies and PBG have a photo of the food to help non Thai/English speakers?

Happened to me the other night in a 7/11 so I emptied all the shopping from the basket onto the counter and told him to keep it. He asked me why and I told him. Walking down Beach Road the other night on the side with the shops, bars, etc the pavement gets quite narrow in some places and motorbikes are parked at the side of the road so you cant step off the pavement. Outside just about every 7/11 is a group of fucking Ruskies just standing there chatting. Completely blocking the pavement and the entrance to the store. They make no attempt to move to the side so you can pass. After about 4 instances of this, I came up behind one group and shouted at the top of my voice 'Oi' They nearly jumped out of their skins and it was like Moses parting the Red Sea Ignorant Cunts.

You know as well as I do that it's a 50/50 chance if the bus turns East or West at the Dolphin Roundabout. Haven't heard anything about new Agogos but if the theiving Bitch that owns Thai Archer is behind a new Agogo I won't be spending any money in there. I noticed the shutters were down at the bar as I walked past the other evening.

I would quite like to start a collection of these and get them framed for my games room back home. Any idea where they're being sold?

Love those cartoons. Anybody know the name of the Guy that makes them? Maybe several people drawing them?

We're discussing Soi LK Metro, not Soi Bua Khao. Coming home from WS you get a bus up Second Road and jump off at Soi Diana from where it's a 3 minute walk up Soi Diana to Soi LK. Couldn't be easier.

I'm at the Sabai Resort on Second Road close to Soi 3. How do I get to anywhere south on Second Road by Baht Bus? I sometimes finish the night off at Drinking Street on Second Road. How did I get back to my Guest House on Soi LK Metro by Baht Bus? Second Road is only accessible if you're travelling North. Otherwise you have to walk or get a motorbike taxi. It is easier to get to WS from Soi LK Metro than it is from Second Road. From LK the bus goes South on Soi Buah Kaow and turns right down Pattaya Tai and you jump off at the school. No traffic jam. From Second Road you have to walk down one of the sois to Beach Road and then get a bus South and spend 10 mins stuck in traffic before you get off at WS. Believe me, I've spent months living on Soi LK and at various hotels along Second Road. I know what I'm talking about.

Joined what? Dots?

Everbody looks happy.

I hope not because I need to buy one. I was thinking about £500 for an indirect flight.

I think prices must vary at different McDonalds in Pattaya. I bought a Big Mac set meal the other night for 151 Baht (Second Road near Soi 6). Hope I'm not fucking up the Big Mac scene paying that price :)

Cebu Pacific are useless Cunts, try and avoid if possible. Flew back from Clark to Bangers a fortnight ago with Tiger, no complaints.

Mac or PC? What Operating System?

Balotelli should have been sent off for stomping on Parker's head. We were robbed. That was a crucial game for Spurs.

I know you're Scottish so I have to ask you what you do with the fat that drips into the tray. Do you save it and make gravy with it or what? Anybody that has been to the village in Isaan and seen how they cook chickens in the ground? Same principle as hot air cookers. Dig a hole in the ground, shove a bottle with a little bit of water in it up the ckicken's arse. Place a metal bucket over the chicken and then pile a load of straw on top and set fire to it. Very quick and the meat is very succulent. I took a video of them doing it once, I'll see if I can find it and post it. That's what the Muslim suicide bombers get when they arrive in Paradise, LOL.

Many girls 10/10. LOL, now I know for sure that you are full of shit.

Are you saying that these clubs are really wall to wall full of pussy or would you say that you're exaggerating ever so slightly?

Guess why?

Really?

Let's see a photo of your GFE so I can gauge the calibre of girls available. You posted a pic before of a girl outside one of these clubs and she was very plain looking. Don't know why you think I'm lazy? If these places were any good there would be photos of the girls all over the internet and they would be packed out with customers every day.

I've never been to any of the 'Gentleman's Clubs' but they all sound like a waste of time and I've never seen any photos to pursuade me otherwise.

Not being a Marine Biologist, I'll take a wild guess and say it's the colour.

Maybe later. After years of scouring the tinned fish shelves at Mister JJ and Jonny's Super Market here in AC, I stumbled across this.......... Not Red but it's a start. Do they sell can openers? Well yes they do but that's another story, LOL. I reckon in about another year or so they will get stock with the rip off Lids and I'll get to see what this tastes like

The streaky bacon has to be grilled until it's crispy. In Pattaya they must fry it in oil? It's soggy and fucking horrible. Even when it's crispy it's shite. Back bacon is the only bacon. Don't forget the HP Sauce and a splash of malt vinegar.