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It was quite good especially when I dangled my nob in the water and let the fish nibble all the cheese off.

Come and be ignored by the girls, LOL.

No proof of residence is required. They know most people stay in hotels. And gimmble, a 15 day extension is only available at land border crossings. Gabor, Idefix was very lucky to be in and out in 15 mins. I have done it several times and people are queuing out the door. Get there early in the morning or else they might make you come back after their lunch break. If you go in the afternoon you might have to return next day, like I did once.

Go to the Immiigration office in Jomtien and ask for a seven day extension. Go early.

Congratulations on being able to afford a 40 Baht sachet of Kamagra. Where did I go wrong

They all say they will do this and do that but when it comes to the crunch?

I had travel insurance with AXA when I had a heart attack in Pattaya. I went to PIH and the hospital called their Emergency Help Line. They assured the hospital that I was covered and that they would pay all my bills direct.. Despite their claims, they didn't fax the hospital authorisation. I had to pay the hospital cash. Hard to do from the ICU. I was wheeled down to the lobby every day so that I could withdraw cash from the ATM. Once I was out of ICU, I had to get myself out of the hospital because I had used up all my spare cash and it would take me a while to get more cash transferred from home. The Doctor refused to sign my release. He said if I left the hospital I'd probably die. I settled my bill and unplugged myself from the machines and went back to my hotel. I was on the phone to the cunts at AXA every day. In the meantime, I visited PIH every day for a check up. The Doctor said I needed a stent fitted but they couldn't do the procedure and that I needed to go to Bangkok Pattaya Hospital. So I went to BPH and admitted myself there. The hospital administration wanted me to pay cash but I insisted they keep talking to AXA. Eventually they came to some agreement and a stent was fitted. After @ a week the Doctor released me and I went back to the hotel. After @ another week or so I had to go back to BPH for a check up and do various exercises/physical tests so that I could get a certificate to fly on the plane. In the meantime, I was calling AXA every fucking day and every day they told me that they were going to pay PIH and that they'd call me when the payment went through and I could then go to PIH and get my cash refunded. The call never came. I went back to England and after a couple of weeks I contacted AXA and told them I was going to sue them. They insisted that they'd already paid PIH. I thought fuck it, I can't be arsed with these idiots anymore, I'll let my Solicitor handle it. Shortly afterwards, I got a letter from the British Embassy in Bangkok informing me that PIH had contacted them and that they had money for me at the Cashier's Office at PIH. I didn't fancy calling PIH from London trying to organise them to send me a refund. I was planning on going back to Patts soon anyway so I will deal with it when I return. Next trip to Patts, I went to PIH and the Cashier gave me a cheque, refund for most of the money I had paid cash previously. I opened an account with Bangkok Bank and paid the cheque in. They issued me an ATM card and I used that to withdraw my money. Basically, AXA are a bunch of cunts and I wouldn't recomend them to anybody. Don't believe all the Spiel on their Sales Literature. Just one phone call to our International Helpline and we will handle everything for you, blah blah blah. WHAT A LOAD OF OLD BOLLOX I'm still out of pocket but I intend suing them when I'm back in England. Cunts

Lift up it's tail and see if there is a ray of infra red emitting from it's rusty bullet hole.

You're not very good at this are you. ps Don't be shagging any Baboons out there in the Jungle. That's how all this HIV nonsense got started by degenerates like yourself

I buy mine from the pharmacy next to Tim's. I was paying 2K for a box of fifty. Glad to hear they can now be had for 1700. In AC I buy them for 800 Peso for a box of 7. More expensive than Patts but I make back the difference in price after buying a few beers which are half the price compared to Pattaya. How much do they cost in Ghana? LMFAO

Who gives a fuck if they're raided? They are making a profit on their illegal activity. They know the risks.

The way I read it is that the 20% discount is in addition to the 241 drinks offer. No mention of bottled beers. I thought it was 241 for ALL CUSTOMER DRINKS??? Very confusing, I'm getting bored with the whole thing already. Let's see what happens after the 18th December................

No thanks. She can research it using her Netbook. It's very easy to set up.

That's not a bad price for one. Buy a box of fifty and the price comes down to less than 40 Baht each.

It seems to me that you're making a real effort to please your Customers. I aplaud you for that. Also, I have only read positive reports about X Zone lately so it seems your efforts are reeping dividends. Keep up the good work, I will be sure to spend some time and money in your bar when I return to Patts shortly

You could enable file sharing on the broken PC and access your files from your Netbook.

Try this method but remember to close your eyes and say 'Open Sesame.'

Her mouse is fucked.

I would imagine it's pretty difficult trying to explain to a Waitress in a noisy bar. I think the Owner Nev said he was going to introduce some kind of membership card. Haven't heard anything further on that.

Are you saying that you didn't get 241 drinks while you were there? It's my understanding that all you have to do is inform the Waitress when you make your initial drink order that you're a forum member and subsequently ALL CUSTOMER DRINKS are 241 until CLOSING TIME. Is that not the case IRL?

I haven't been to a Spurs game for years. I refuse to pay the silly money.

Very gracious of them. I'd have checked out next morning.

Wait until you see Manila airport, LOL