TabMule

No self-respecting Englishman will ever let his bottle of HP sauce out of his sight.

We need a new section for stuff like that Larry. Anyway, off for a canter.

No Stamboy they haven't, it has been mentioned I look a right cunt on occasions though. When I was getting my picture taken in the local nick a few months back and having my DNA taken I was asked about distinguishing marks and I said my feet resemble horse hooves. As people have commented upon I thought it was a perfectly reasonable thing to say. Plod just glared at me. What do you reckon?

Any joke conected to Forest is fucking hilarious, thanks Dave. Seeing Winston tonight and I will repeat incessantly.

Not clear enough?

Up yours too you fucking idiot. Most of the fucking dolts on here who complain about arses or jizz don't ever spend a penny in FLB but sit at home dreaming. Over the last few nights I've spent over £300 in there. What a sad state of affairs. Needless to say I've spent my last baht in FLB. Plenty of other places to go in Pattaya without being thought of as weird or a joke if you have a wank from a ladyboy.

As this is now in the "Jokes" section, it begs the question, since when has being wanked off by a ladyboy been a joke?

Hilly, don't you remember? One of those arses is yours.

Larry, thanks. After meetng you I would like to think of you as a friend too. Seems like me and Samsonite are never going to be friends but never mind, I don't really give a fuck.

Ditto.

As I said, panties in a bunch?

Photographing TG's arses costs baht and that was being spent in vast quantities on ale last night. The BM's arses cost nothing to photograph because they didn't give a fuck. Therefore, on this occasion ale took priority over TG's arses - but only on this occasion.

Panties in a bunch?

He thought the whole thing was gay and immoral. His refusal to take part on the grounds that even a glimpse of a mans arse would make him gay disqualified him from the competition. Last seen donning a wig and some sunglasses heading towards Jenny Star Bar counting his money.

Last night during Big Kev's party as we were admiring each others arses we thought it would be advantageous if all BM's had the opportunity to do just the same. As a bit of extra spice, the arses are naked, yes naked. If you are able to correctly identify each arse correctly then you might get a prize but probably not. One model even asked to look at the pictures after they were taken and was unable to identify his own arse. He had to get his TG to do this for him and she was only able to do so due to the state of his rather, should we say, heavily stained underwear. There are witho

I agree conley, that's why I had a change today. Emma is so seventies now.

Never say never.

Course Emma is wearing a bit thin. The amount of BM's who have gone through over the last few days is phenomenal. She needs a re-bore. I'm hoping to get another go before she splits.

Do you mean the ex-dog?

Don't you mean Ilson BT?

Matty, stuck behind the Iron Curtain still. Was hoping to be there this week but will probably not be able to make it for another month or two. I was day-dreaming on the net earlier and had all the favourites open - Expedia, ebookers, lastminute etc. Where are you now?

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As far as I know there is no time limit. I have stayed in the lounge for over 5 hours in the past.

Absolutely right Tom.