pattaya_mad

dont be sarcastic Alf it don`t suit you

i can speak thai, a very little granted, just simple greetings and thanks yous and a few other phrases, i guess i just didn`t get around to finding out to count from 1 to 10 because i didn`t think it was the most important thing in the thai dictionary, but as you say each to his own

good for you

Ive never needed to

ok maybe I am missing something but what the fuck does it mean when laughter is depicted by the numbers 55555? seen it used loads of times but haven`t got a clue why..over to you BMs 55555

the snooker commentator back in the 70s , for those of you watching in black and white the yellow ball is behind the blue!

This guy goes out to Las Vegas, and wins really big in one of the casinos. When you win big in Vegas the casino will give you free things, like meals, show tickets, or rooms, this is all designed to keep you there so that you will lose what money you have won. After winning fifty thousand dollars at the crap table, the casino decides to give the guy a night in the penthouse suite. The guy goes up to the room, opens the big double doors, and steps into a three-room suite. The room is on a corner of the hotel and two walls are nothing but windows, with a fantastic view of the city. There's a wet bar in one corner, with a big screen TV The guy drops his bag on money in a chair and stands looking out the windows at the city. He realizes he is all alone and needs someone to share his good fortune with. He calls down to the front desk and tells the clerk to send up one of the best high-priced call girls in the city. Thirty minutes later there's a knock on the door. The guy opens it and there is the most gorgeous girl he has ever seen. Long blond hair, short red dress, and spiked heels. She walks into the room. The guy goes over to the bar and fixes two drinks, he gives one to the hooker, and drinks one himself. "Now, down to business," he says, "how much for a hand job?" The hooker says, "Honey, a hand job is $500.00""What, that's outrageous. "Come over here," She says walking towards one of the windows," see that strip mall over there," pointing out the window, "I own the last two stores on the end. I was able to buy those stores with the money I saved from giving hand jobs. I must be pretty damn good. "All right, screw it, money is no object." A half hour after she's done the guy is sitting on the couch revelling in ecstasy. He gets up, goes to the bar and makes two more drinks. He gives one to the hooker and drinks one himself. "That was the best hand job I have ever had. How much for a blow job? Honey, a blow job is $5000.00" "What, that's outrageous." "Come over here," She says walking towards another one of the window, "see that hotel and casino over there on the corner," pointing out the window, "I own that, I was able to buy it with the money I saved from giving blow jobs. I must be pretty damn good. "All right, screw it, money is no object." The guy gives her $5000.00. An hour after she's done, the guy is laying on the couch, head rolled back, eyes rolled up inside his head, a little drool coming out of the corner of his mouth. He gets up, barely able to stand, staggers over to the bar, mixes two more drinks, gives one to the hooker, and drinks one himself. "My god, that was the best blow job I have ever had, I've gotta know, How much for some pussy?" The hooker looks at him and says, "Honey, if I had a pussy I would own this whole fucking city."

my search on netflights didn`t come up with that connection

For my June trip I am looking if I can get a ride on the A380 airbus, I was under the impression that emirates used them on the Dubai-bkk leg but after a bit of research I learned they are using the 777-300. I know qantas have them but I don`t think they are yet using them on this route , I think the earliest opportunity I will get is when Thai are scheduled to be using them on the London-bkk route either later this year or early next year.

people can rate your individual posts. theres an option at the bottom right hand section of each post, this decides your reputation I am guessing.

I was in the chat room tonight and Tukky said that a certain vewer came from sweden by looking at his IP address, so I asked if she knew where I came from? she read out my IP address number and then asked me if I was in the USA?..i said no, she said there was no mistake and it showed me to be in the USA!! very odd that. i often wondered why I get so much junk mail from USA based companies. i just rang my service provider and a nice indian lady told me that my IP address was automatically allocated, I am wondering if this poses any problems?

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I make that 30 days

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life." Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?" The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

i prefer the seat on top of the black box , that fucker always survives

sounds like the same lady I spoke to..seemed like she couldn`t get rid of me quick enough

now your talking my man, head banging gear

i just rang thai to try and book a window seat, departure Jan 13th, they told me they only had a few left and coming home i could only have a aisle seat, this would indicate most of their flights are pretty much full right now

i prefer it to anything else thailand as to offer, i rarely drink lager at home, but in pattaya the choices of beer are very limited to say the least

I see from the cherry bar facebook page that they are now selling bottled carlsberg again, as that was my tipple of choice before it disappeared from LOS this can only be good news. if this is true is the FLB going to follow on?

I have been on their site and I can`t see anything that lets you select your seat, you can do it on the EVA site and I have always done that in the past, do I just have to get to the airport early to get my prefered window seat?

took this one myself yesterday, amazing red sky over the stadium.

dear oh dear http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/topic/57164-the-juggler/

now if she worked in a gogo it would be packed to the rafters every night..bet shes a handful in the sack, imagine if she grabbed your todger if you didn`t pay her?