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Thanks alot. I'll give it a try and if it works could be very useful. Suitcase

Amazing what too much beer can get you to do. Lots of crazy's in the world. I may never drink beer again. Suitcase

Here's another suggestion for you. I don't know how reliable the source is but "it's up to you hansum man". Suitcase

Who cares if she can't act! WOW!! Suitcase

Tabmule, I'm afraid to ask, but why was the HP sauce so close to your feet. Either you're into another fetish involving sauce or that picture was taken in a restaurant. Scary either way. Suitcase

A patient is told by his doctor that he has a fatal illness and doesn't have much time. Patient: "Isn't there anything that I could do?" Doctor: "I suggest you join a health club and take a mud bath at least twice a week". Patient: "Will that cure me?" Doctor: "No; but it will get you used to the dirt.

Tabmule, If there had been a warning in the heading that it wasn't going to be the girls' arses, I never would have opened this thread. Now it's too late and the damage has already been done. Suitcase

Finally, an answer. Very clear Bachelor and very much appreciated. Here's a test to see if it's as easy as it sounds. Suitcase

YES! Like that. Would appreciate instructions on how to Thanks, Suitcase

A guy in a grocery store asks the clerk for half a head of lettuce. The clerk appologizes and says that they don't sell half heads of lettuce. The guy insists on having just a half. The clerk goes to see the manager and says: "Hey boss, some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce" He notices the customer standing right behind him so he adds; "and this fine gentleman wants to buy the other half". Once the customer leaves the boss says: "That was pretty quick thinking, where are you from?" Clerk: "I'm from Montreal originally but I live here now". Boss: "Why'd you leave Mo

I've noticed that some people are able to get multiple quotes in their messages so that they can respond to several board members in one posting. I've made an attempt with my limited computer skills but with no success. Would appreciate some instructions if it's not too complicated. I read slow so please don't type it too fast. lol Thanks for the help Suitcase

1. Arriving for a round of golf in his Mercedes, a man is approached at the clubhouse by some guy. "Hey buddy, while you play golf I'll wash your Mercedes inside and out for only 10 bucks" the guy says. The golfer, figuring that he'd be a nice guy, accepts the offer and heads out for his round of golf. Upon his return he finds his car sparkling, inside and out. The windows are so clean that they all look open. He's so impressed that he pays the guy $20. As the golfer is getting into his car, the guy holds up a golf tee and says, "by the way mister, I found this under your seat

Not too sure about that! He's on probation for a year; must be available to the courts at a moments notice. If he heads back to Pattaya during his probation he would be wise not to return to Canada. Does anyone know if terrybollea/harris has been turfed from the board again or is he just being quiet since everyone knows who he really is? ........or is he now posting as "Stumper"? Suitcase

For those who might be interested, Terrybollea/Harris Black attended court in Montreal on Friday September 23 and was found guilty of Theft. He was ordered to pay a fine of $200 and to serve 1 year probation. The judge also mentioned that Harris didn't look credible, his story wasn't credible and that "I don't believe a word that you've said here today". Much the way many of us on this board feel about his bullshit. Suitcase

Tell me it ain't so Dave! That would mean that he lied to you. Who would've guessed. He likes to try to keep me guessing as to where he is. It's like playing "Where's Waldo". Suitcase

FYI, He's back in Montreal! Perhaps I'll get to post more pictures of his cottage in the fall. It must be beautiful there with the leaves starting to change colour. Suitcase

Hey Stumper! Was it the weight of the traffic that caused the bridge to collapse? or just bad engineering? Suitcase

Of course lemons. You might remember from his post as HarrisCanada that he is a big wrestling fan.

Harris: I AM BIG BUBBA and you're not even in jail yet and I've been up your ass for 4 years. You'll never have a wife or daughter (not legitimate anyway). I have two binders of info on you. Why am I not in jail yet? It's because you can't do shit! Your idle threats make me laugh. It's a good way to start the day; thanks. Now you've gone and told everyone who terrybollea really is. I was hoping I would have had the pleasure. Sorry Dave, the psychopath has reared his ugly head. Suitcase

The pictures were to piss off Harris, not to piss off anyone else. They prove that I always know where Harris is and I would love to beat the shit out of him, but that's not my style. Soi7, This is not about what he did to me or to my family. My daughter got her money back so that is over and done with. This is about what he is still doing to other innocent young women. The police here are pretty lazy and incompetent and unless I can hand him to them on a platter, they can't seem to do much. Dave, obsession is only when it interferes with your normal life. Perhaps you play golf fo

Actually, I've become friends with his family and neighbours. They like him as much as I do. The picture above is actually his uncle's cottage. This one belongs to Harris and his family. (just practicing posting pictures).

Thanks for your help MM. The picture was too big but I figured out on my own how to fix that. This was from my trip to Clarenceville, Quebec to visit Harris' cottage and talk to his neighbours. Suitcase

This is going around the internet. I'M ON BOARD - NO GAS ON SEPT. 1. 2005! Suitcase GAS TOO HIGH!!! IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF GASOLINE FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES. AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OF OVER 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL COMPANIES THEREFORE SEPTEMBER 1ST HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK IT UP THEIR @$$ " DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP

You Imbecile! No one on this board but Harris Black would know that name. You also never said that you weren't Harris Black. If anyone had any doubts about who you really are, you've just cleared them all up. Morrisf is Harris Black, con man and sex offender and he's running an employment scam right now in Montreal; this time to get sex and money. Suitcase

wake up, too bad! have sex, pay her with her own money shower, Why? You'll never be clean eat, You look like you've eaten enough swim, Head for the motors surf the net, How many times have you fallen off the board? more sex, Do you pay her this time? shower, If you hold a toaster you can get cleaner dinner, oh! the "I forgot my wallet" trick I suppose movie/read, You can read? more sex?, 3 ladyboys in one day - a new record! sleep. The world is safe for a few hours