VPI78

^ A place I use in Bangkok (Thai travel clinic) is associated with Mahidol University. They guarantee 24 hours results and are used by a lot of Thais that have to fly international. They have walk-ins now but I always book an appointment to be sure. It's in the Victory Monument area, easy to get to via sky train. They have worked well for me, any way, here's a link ... https://www.thaitravelclinic.com/FrontNews/covid19-med-certificate-en-2.html

Four dudes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot. Two days before they are due to leave, Dave's wife puts her foot down and tells him he's not going. His buddies are naturally pissed off that he can't go, but what can they do; they decide to push on. Two days later the three fellas arrive at the remote camp site to find Dave sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, beer open and fish cooking on the fire. Steve: 'Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?' Da

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"