VPI78

I made the switch from little Fujis to used iPhones about then, more or less 2014/5. To this day you can get a fairly good (meaning battery still ok) iPhone 6s any day on eBay for notionally $100. Now that batteries can be replaced for more or less $20, just not much of a reason to bother with snap and go cameras any more.

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,' Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

A doctor, lawyer and a priest are on a ocean cruise. Alarms start going off and the captain announces that the ship is going down They start running for the lifeboats, when the doctor says ... Wait, what about the woman and children? The lawyer says, fuck the woman and children, and The priest says, do you think we have time?

Beverly D'Angelo

Not the Animated version I hope

Edward Norton

Corpse Bride