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VPI78

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  1. A woman was out playing golf. She teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in th
  2. Maybe s(he)'s a Bono fan and still hasn't found what s(he)'s looking for
  3. An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross the center line back there." "Can I see your regi
  4. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club; a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk ... Man: "Hello" Woman answers: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes." Woman: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,500. Can I buy it?" Man: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much." Woman: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2021 models. I saw one I really liked." Man: How much?" Woman: $85,000. Man: "For that price I want it with all the options." Woma
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