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VPI78

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  1. Bogie goes to an outdoor show at the Brisbane Showgrounds and wins a tinnie. He brought it home, and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There’s no water deep enough to float a boat within 160 Kms of here." He says, "I won it and I'm gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his tinnie", pointing to the paddock behind the house. The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a paddock sitting in the tinnie with a fishing ro
  2. 4 FACTS These facts are irrefutable. Be careful, be very careful. A wise person once said: 1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks ... PRICELESS. 3. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Miller, Heineken, Coors, or Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available. and 4. I haven't verified this on Snop
  3. A lawn bowler was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him and says, "I have some good news and some bad news". "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man "My bowling is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?" Doc "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play bowls again." The operation went well and a ye
  4. A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and ... put his a
  5. A woman from a close family found herself pregnant but didn't know who the father might be. During the 8th month of her pregnancy, she tripped, knocked herself out and remained in a coma until a month after her babies were delivered in hospital. She emerged from her long sleep to find a doctor by her bedside. The Doctor explained what had happened and that she had been carrying twins. A girl and a boy who were now 4 weeks old and were doing just fine. She said to the doctor, 'I must give them names as soon as I can'. The doctor told her not to worry as her brother had already given t
  6. I remember the dwarf saying that but you made me google erudite.
  7. A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old. I will not disrespect my grandfath
  8. I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish." "Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England wins the World Cup." "You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.
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