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Everything posted by VPI78

  1. A sexy young pooying went out to Jomtien beach ... while sunbathing, an old but successful expat asked her if he could squeeze one of her boobs. The pooying got mad and stood up but the old man said I will pay you 500 Baht if you let me squeeze one ... The pooying got furious and was now ready to leave. The old man stopped her and said ... let me just squeeze it for a short time and this time I will pay 1000 Baht. So the pooying thought that it wasn't a bad idea. So she told the old expat that he can squeeze it for 1000 ... The old man squeezed one boob and said " OH MON DIEUUUUU!"
  2. Back in the 70s the Midnight Special on NBC was must see TV... live performances of top acts in their prime, no lip syncing or autotune which is common these days
  3. The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an eMail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my Marie, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is unforgiveable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" "Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law. There is something very odd going on here. Marie would never do such a t
  4. A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she fin
  5. 3 men in a prison ... a rapist, a psycho and a shirt lifter: Rapist, If i find a cat here, I'll fuck it until it dies Psycho, and once it's dead, I'll fuck it until I die Shirt Lifter, standing in a corner softly says Meooww ...
  6. A successful expat is hobbling his way home through Pattaya beach road one evening. "Hey, Handsome, how about it?" "You're joking," says the 90-year-old, "I just can't manage it any more." "Ah, come on," says the pooying, "it'll be really nice." After a bit of humming and hawing, the pensioner goes along and when they finally get onto the ST hotel he rides her like a fucking god, giving her multiple real orgasms and wearing her out. She can't believe it when he finally shoots his load and gives her a break. "Wow, old man," says the pooying, exhausted, "that was such a great fuck. A
  7. An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite cheese scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed
  8. John was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit £200 million." Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became
  9. A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls. The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said ... finally, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked ... "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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