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Business was bad. The boss had to lay off somebody and he narrowed it down to two people: Mary or Jack. It was difficult because they were both good workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would let go the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Mary came in the next morning with a terrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss came up to her and said, 'Mary, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.' 'Could you jack off? she said. I feel like shit this morning.'

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals", he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot Bear charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him