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Checked in to the Naris Art Hotel on Thappraya Rd. At soi 5 for a 3 week stay in March. Very clean lobby and helpful staff. Nice large room on the 8th floor with a balcony overlooking soi 5. Room had a king sized bed, flat screen tv, refrigerator, and safe. Air conditioning worked well and daily maid service was excellent. Hotel has a large well maintained swimming pool. Breakfast is available and they have a coffee shop attached to the lobby. There are several restaurants in close vicinity and our favorite was located a short distance down soi 5 at T 5 Suites where they have daily specials wi

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An 80 year old lady was stopped on Interstate 95 for speeding 80 in a 70 speed zone. When the state trooper called in her drivers license information he was advised that she had a concealed weapon permit. When he returned to the side of her car he asked her if she had any guns with her today. She said "yes, I have a Smith & Wesson 38 in my purse, a 357 magnum in the console, and a 45 under the seat" The trooper said "lady, what are you afraid of ?" Her reply was "Not a damn thing".

On July 8, 1947 some of you will recall that numerous witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed into a sheep & mule ranch just outside of Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and other federal agencies. However, what you may not know is that in the month of April, 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born: Barrack Obama, Sr. Albert A. Gore, Jr. Hillary Rodham William J. Clinton John F. Kerry, Howard Dean Nancy Pelosi, Dia

Delta is the Greyhound of the airlines.

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A History Lesson For Today Do you know what happened 165 years ago this summer.... September 9, 1850? California became a state! The people had no electricity, the state had no money and almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically NOTHING has changed except back then the women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands. And that, my friends, is your history lesson for today.

A US Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville, FL. ​ ​ He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the shit out of a flag burner and an Obama supporter." The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service

Sunday Morning Sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would s

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a

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The Cork Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his behind. "If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" "I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my rear end." "I do not understand," said the other. The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and to

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​Dear Abby, > > > > My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me > from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies > everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats > on me. It is so humiliating. > > > > Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't > even looked for a new one. > > > > All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and > shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay > the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he > doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints

Just got a call from a friend in Baltimore... Went to go help clean up the CVS. The only things left were sun screen and Father’s Day Cards....

THE 5 ANSWERS WE ADULTS HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder'. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE ALL HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarr

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Subject: THE WAY WOMEN THINK Man’s Message (by mobile phone): Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate my right foot. Woman’s Response: Who the fuck is Paula?

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up. So

Subject: Blonde from the city.... A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?' The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. “I came to inseminate the cow,” he said. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk al

Smile...........Your Biblical Lesson For Today When God Created Virginia (even non-Virginians should love this one.) God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance." "Bal

Last night I was driving home from my swimming session at the Y and listening to a sports call-in program, carried by WGN in Chicago on SIRIUS. People were calling in, very upset, about the goat's head that was sent to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts at Wrigley Field. Then some guy called in from Indiana and said, "Why are you people so upset 'cause someone sent a goat's head to Wrigley Field? Aren't you Chicagoans the same guys that sent a horse's a$$ to the White House?"

In the USA 30 years ago we had Ronald Regan Johnny Cash & Bob Hope . now we have Obama no cash & no hope

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. SYLVIA: So, what happened? WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the att