Irish Humor

[johngrant1 0]

Mrs. Donovan was walking downO'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband 2 years ago?"

 

She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father." The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?" She replied, "No, not yet, Father.

 

"The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband." She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They then parted ways.

 

Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs.Donovan, how are ye these days?" She replied, "Oh, very well, Father!" The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?" She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!" The Father said, "That's wonderful! How is yer loving husband doing?"

 

She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle

[sinbinjack 251]

The Pope came to Ireland and was walking the street talking to the faithful and he stopped to talk to a lady who was obviously pregnant and said"hello there are all these children yours",the lady replied that indeed all the lads present were hers but that she had some more boys at home, so said the pope asked how many kids have you got "13 your grace and all boys","oh says the Pope 13 times and every time a boy",the woman who was very devout and did not want to mislead the pope in any way said "oh no father thousands of time nothing"

[dirtydawg 11]

Christ,i havent heard an Irish joke in over twenty years. Those two are piss poor though.

[Soi7 1]

Christ,i havent heard an Irish joke in over twenty years. biggrin.gif Those two are piss poor though.

 

Be Nice

[irishman 0]

Dirtydawg,

 

If you can do better, this is the place to show it!

 

Cheers

[whilliam_mancon 2]

I am sorry to have to tell you that those two Irish jokes are not among the best ones I have ever heard.