Dark humour

[dom1 0]

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her

husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The

boy

now has company.

 

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."

 

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover

are

in the closet together.

 

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."

 

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go

 

outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't, sold them."

 

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

 

The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to

overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things

cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

 

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little

boy

sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

 

The boy says: "Dark in here."

The priest says: "Don't start that shit again!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[smullenpe 0]

That's where all my money went that I dropped in the offering.

[moby69 6]

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her

husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The

boy

now has company.

 

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."

 

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover

are

in the closet together.

 

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."

 

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go

 

outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't, sold them."

 

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

 

The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to

overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things

cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

 

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little

boy

sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

 

The boy says: "Dark in here."

The priest says: "Don't start that shit again!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Be Nice

 

Moby69

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Very good!