Nun Brother.....!!!!?

[adil799]

A soldier came to a T-junction in the road and saw a nun standing

there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

 

 

 

The nun agreed to his request. A short time later, two Military Police

 

(MPs) came running along and asked if she had seen a soldier running

down the road.

 

 

She replied, "He went that way."

 

 

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt

 

and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want

 

to go to Iraq."

 

 

The nun said she could fully understand his fear.

 

 

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent,

 

but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!"

 

 

 

The nun replied, "If you had

 

looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of

 

balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either."

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Great !!

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