Santa's Sexual Harassment Trial

[Samsonite]

Did you hear about Santa's sexual harassment trial?

 

Santa is on the witness stand and the plaintiff's attorney

points at him and says, "Did you not, in public, in front of

her children, look directly at my client and say, "Ho........."

[adil799]

[norrie]

Why doesn't Santa have any children??

 

Cos he only comes once a year and thats down the chimney

[LilWilly]

Why is Santa so Jolly?

 

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

[whilliam_mancon]