Once In a Life Time ?

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Once in a Life time with guess who

 

I looked inside the fridge and what could be seen

A very large can of lovely whipped cream

There it was in a draw right by the door

The more that I looked the more that I saw

 

It stated at Big C and shops far and wide

But the harder we looked the less we could find

Just when we thought all we could do was fail

At Wattana Supermarket we found the Holy Grail

 

Into the RG room we did go

To use that cream, you know, you know

The she started on me I could use her name

But if I did, life would not be the same.

 

First came my dick then my bum and my tum

The more she would lick the more would I come

Then all change and I got in top gear

I don't masturbate and I am not fucking queer

 

She liked me to lick and I went on and on

I squirted the cream

But alas it was gone.

 

But that did not stop me I continued the game

And at last with a smile she came and she came

I rolled back elated

My ego inflated

 

The story is true but it all ends in pain

But then once you've done it ther is nothing to gain

She is now into golf I think she is shagging the Boss

Do I fucking care ?

No i dont give a toss

 

( I do Really )

 

 

 

This happened, It wasnt my idea ! It was all hers. It was great and there is lots more, you can guess who it was but I will never tell. I am a gentleman.

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