How to Handle a Husband

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the

beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk

of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper

reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the

man.

 

"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the

bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse

stumbled and she almost fell off.

 

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said," That's once."

 

"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time

causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

 

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My

wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

 

I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot

the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"

 

She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

 

"And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after."