bmw

[tom21 19]

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the

top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to

feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.

 

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has

noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up

right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of

a salesman standing right behind her.

 

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day,

Madame. How may we help you today?"

 

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she

asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

 

He answers "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

[Raylene 1]

(giggles)

[gentlemangeoff 16]

Priceless.

[melyp 0]

Brill !!!

[whilliam_mancon 2]

One of the top 10!